Ships and Love

Old Man

Wen Ning x Lan Jingyi

Fluff, Comedy, Short

Include Quartet Lan Ship!

Past

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Lan Jijgyi poured some tea for himself as he waited for someone to come. He had pestered this someone for days until he agreed to come.

The reason? His young master let him go...

Why was he dependent on his Young Master? Stupid corpse...Lan Jingyi sipped the tea. Of course, Lan Jingyi didn't actually think...that...

Yes, today, Lan Jingyi invited Wen Ning over to have tea. The ghost general. To him, the fact that his senior was lovers with Wen Ning's young master...he could be considered close with him...

Ah..

There were some things bugging Lan Jingyi's mind, like how Wen Ning still retained his will, although he was basically a corpse. In addition, he was also still handsome, despite the visible black veins...

Lan Jingyi chuckled to himself as he kept his 'dignified' and 'calm' Lan Disciple appearance. He found it rather funny... Lan Jingyi was actually such a wolf in a sheep's skin...

Maybe not a wolf...but still naughty.

"Don't you know, Wen Ning? Your young master already has a lover. My best friend already has a lover. Even Sect Leader also has a lover...," Lan Jingyi sighed, "us people are more unfortunate...still single dogs..."

As drinking was prohibited in the Cloud Recesses, Lan Jingyi could only drink tea to overcome his grievances. Though, instead of calming down, he became even more drunk...

Hm...Wen Ning remembered his young master telling his husband not to drink so much tea as it contained caffeine (cue Wei Wuxian grinning, saying, "I don't know where I get that information."). After Lan Jingyi had drunk a lot of tea, Wen Ning stopped him.

As a corpse, worldly things didn't affect him as much. Caffeine... could help one stay awake. But he was awake all the time. What was the use of caffeine?

"Han Guang-Jun rarely ever guides me now...," Lan Jingyi muttered, "all he paid attention to was his 'wifey' and doing it everyday!"

Ouch.

'That 'wifey' is my young master' face formed in Wen Ning's face, making Lan Jingyi wave a hand while using a 'no offense' face.

"My best friend...obedient little Shizui~ When did he fall for that arrogant Jin Ling ah! So jealous!" Lan Jingyi huffed, "Wen Ning, tell me! Am I actually impotent?"

With a deep voice, Wen Ning replied, "Do you masturbate?"

This made Lan Jingyi's face burn red. Although he was naughty, he had never done anything...anything so revolting!

Well done Cloud Recesses! Your 4000 rules had made one of your students impotent!

Actually, Lan Jingyi wasn't impotent. The real reason was...he had not met the one yet. Like his young master and young master's brother. Young master's nephew had also found the one for him.

Wen Ning suddenly felt so lonely and wanted to cry rivers. Though, his veins just pulsed slightly before turning normal. Being a corpse could be hard...the other corpses just...weren't Wen Ning, so they didn't know.

"To top it off, Ze Wu-Jun! Ze Wu-Jun! He fell in love with someone who tried to harm sister-in-law!" Lan Jingyi whisper-yelled, frustrated.

Wen Ning took note that Lan Jingyi adressed his young master as 'sister-in-law'. What a fillial boy.

"Hey Wen Ning! What if you, and I become a couple?" Lan Jingyi grabbed Wen Ning's hands, "maybe...maybe...I will be outstanding!"

Wen Ning rose an eyebrow.

"The ghost general's husband! I will be famous!" Lan Jingyi laughed, "but Han Guang-Jun is even more famous...sister-in-law is Yi Ling Patriach Wei Wuxian!"

'Excuse me...,' Wen Ning thought, 'you mean my wife?'

"But...how old are you Wen Ning?" Lan Jingyi asked the corpse, who replied with a raspy 'I don't know'. (We all know that Wen Ning will forever be young...)

At that mention, Lan Jingyi's face paled as he said, "I don't want to be some perverted old man's wife."

Wen Ning stared at Lan Jingyi blankly. 'Perverted old man?' Wen Ning was confused as he pointed at himself.

"No! No! Not you! Wen Ning is not perverted at all," Lan Jingyi said, patting Wen Ning's back. Wen Ning wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. Could a person not be so confusing?

Whatever, he was cute.

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