Ships and Love

Regret (LQR 1/2)

Lan Qiren x Lan Xichen

Angst, Hurt

BDSM, Incest, Provocation

Past

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"Who do you pay attention to?" A handsome young man scolded a small child. The child was beautiful, and the innocent look on his face...was tempting...

"Uncle," the boy replied, "pay attention to uncle."

"Un, who do you like the most, Huan?" The young man rubbed the boy's head.

"Uncle! I like uncle the most!" Lan Xichen immediately grabbed on the young man's robe with his chubby hands, "uncle likes Huan the most too?"

"Yes."

"Huan is the best."

Lan Qiren rubbed the bridge of his nose. It was that dream again...

In his heart, he felt slight regret, but he didn't think much about it. He was in charge of the new students, like usual. These new batch was rather...obedient.

He remembered a student called...Wei Wuxian...he liked to make trouble for him...questioning qi...

Of course! In the end that kid ended up burning himself to ashes!

Lan Qiren scoffed. Suddenly, the door opened and a tall man with an ivory white flute in his hands walked in, followed by another tall man with a wrapped guqin on his back. These men were precisely the twin jades of Gusu.

The first tall man was Lan Xichen. He had a refreshing smile, and flowers fawned over him. It was said that his smile could bring a person back to life because it's too heavenly.

The other tall man...was Lan Wangji. Opposite to his brother, he never smiled. Some people even thought that he had facial paralysis, if not for his anger reacting multiple times (though not much). His appearance would make flowers wilt in shame and people die of nosebleed.

So basically, Lan Xichen was the Sunshine Adonis while Lan Wangji was the Moonlight Adonis. They were really the twin jades of Gusu.

However, Lan Wangji didn't put on his forehead ribbon...or rather...he was dragging someone with it. The white ribbon was tied messily, making a few ugly knots above the man's wrist. The man was visibly crying as he was pulled over by Lan Wangji.

"Lan Zhan...I'll be good...let me go?" The man pleaded.

"No."

"Lan Zhan~I'll give you a bonus!"

"No."

"Lan Zhan! I'll increase today's quota by 5! Plus a kiss right now!"

The new disciples blushed at the intimacy displayed by the two. They...were not exactly 'pure minded', but they weren't exactly 'dirty minded' either...

"After this, Lunch, Afternoon Practice, Dinner, and Night," Lan Wangji said, "you will miss them."

The man beside him blanked out for a moment before nodding.

"Good, Wei Ying...," Lan Wangji captured 'Wei Ying's lips and ate some tofu. Meanwhile, Lan Xichen was standing at the side, pretending not to see anything.

Apparently, Te new disciples were puzzled. It was certainly Mo Xuanyu, but Han Guang-Jun called him Wei Ying...

"He's his lover."

Everyone immediately shut their mouths and paid attention to Ze Wu-Jun instead of Han Guang-Jun who was shamelessly eating tofu.

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