IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon

INTERVIEWS

    "So we basically want you to read these fan tweets. It will be funny, just react." The producers told us. I was sitting with Tony and Steve, for some reason we agreed to do this. A Stark phone rested in my hands, I was going to be the first one to react to what ever the tweet would say, then we would just pass the phone along.

    "@username: If I got close to Peter Stark, I'm pretty sure I would ditch my husband and force a ring on that finger. My god, hun if you're married then you're probably older than me. And I'm underaged. Also don't leave your husband, it's not his fault." Peter pouted as he read, Tony and Steve chuckled. Peter passed the phone to Steve who scrolled to the next picture (with great difficulty).

   "@username: captain America's shoulders are as wide as his shield. Send tweet. Thanks, I guess I never noticed." Steve gave Tony the phone and frowned secretly, it was an old model.

   "@username: Tony Stark is so small omg his suit is taller than him, did he do that on purpose to make him look taller? Lmao he did wot is he anymore where did the old toe knee go? He owns all of my uwus. Such a smol bean. Peter translate." Tonys face was crinkled, his eyes squinting trying to desipher the language. Peter shook his head but smirked and giggled. "Okay, considering I have no idea what any of that means... wait, don't call me small." The phone was sent back to Peter.

   "@username: what happens when Peters parents go on missions? Does he watch the fights on the news? Does he stay in his room and pray? Does he throw parties? Questions that need to be answered. Well, if I'm not allowed to go on the mission too, I'll be in a hotel far away but still in that country, bored out of my mind. I have to avoid the news and it's pretty tough. But I don't mind."

   "@username: if Bucky Barnes was innocent does that mean captain America is a sinner? So I'm not quite sure I understand what you're saying at all, but we're both good people. And I'm pretty sure whatever you're saying doesn't work like that..." Steve frowned at the text, still trying to understand what they were saying.

"Captain America.exe has stopped working." Peter joked, a grin on his face, he had to admit that Steve's face was pretty amusing. The phone travelled back to Tony.

"@username: ok yall need to hear this: about ten years ago (before iron man) Tony Stark was a rich man with no heart, he would sell his weapons and make fortunes, however he would only spend his money on himself and parties, not that there's anything wrong with that, however he never had someone special to share with. - sharing is gross - then he met a small five year old boy and his life turned a complete 180. I've seen pictures of Peter on Tony's shoulders in Disney world, getting ice cream, showing up to talent shows and laughing with his son, I've never in my life seen a more loving father, it's truly extraordinary to see someone change completely yet still be the same man we know and love." He stared at the camera like in the office, not saying anything, it was tense.

"So that's all we have time for today, thanks for coming, we hope to have you again soon." The director told the three celebrities and they began packing up their stuff.

"Thanks for having us," Steve replied and shook the hand of the director. Tony nodded and shook the hand too. Peter just smiled awkwardly before picking up a bag of chips from the food table and quietly eat.

Overall, it was a good day.