IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon

Insults

Requested by @_Razzle-Dazzle-Time_

The Avengers were chilling in the lounge, most of them bored out of their minds. Clint was hogging the flat screen by playing Red Dead Dedemption, Thor was laughing at Clint's rage every time he died in game, Natasha was photoshopping a picture of Steve's face onto Wanda's body on her phone, Bruce was watching and stifling a laugh, Tony was on a call to someone and Bucky was watching a How-To tutorial on fishtail braids.

   The only noises were the loud music from the flatscreen, Thor's booming laughter that could potentially cause an earthquake alone, Clint screaming in rage and Tony talking and laughing to whoever was on the phone. That is until, the call was ended and he started to get bored.

   "Clint," he whined like a child as he dragged the name excessively. "Where's your switch, I wanna play Fortnite."

   "Tony, shut up," Clint snarked. "That was a horrible imitation because I don't play that game. I play Super Mario Bros."

   "They both suck."

   "How dare you."

    Through the teased argument, Clint managed to convince Tony to grab his Nintendo Switch to prove that he had never wasted time on the stupidly popular game. That's when the elevator at the back of the room decided to open and two people stepped out. The Avengers looked over from their previous positions to see two teenagers, a girl and a boy, walking around and into the kitchen like they owned the place. But what was weird was that they kept insulting each other, as if they hated the other person entirely.

   "Shut up, Parker," the girl said in a confident and airy tone. "People don't like you 'cause you talk so much. Close your mouth once in a while, you JoJo Siwa wannabe."

   "Ouch," The boy looked offended. "Well, not gonna lie, you're starting to look like her. You already have the receding hairline down."

   The teenaged girl gasped and sighed softly, clutching her heart as if that was the worst thing anyone could have ever said to her.  The Avengers turned to look at each other, wondering who the hell these kids were.

   "Hey," Steve called our harshly, startling the two teens. "Who are you, and how did you manage to get pass security?" The super soldier narrowed his blue eyes, waiting for a dazed excuse of some sort. He was definitely not expecting the stuttering laugh that erupted from both of the intruders.  They were practically clutching each other with tears in their eyes when they had eventually calmed, leaving a confused team.
 
   "Dude, you weren't kidding," the girl managed to gasp out. The boy tried to compose himself, but ultimately failing, his hand clasping the girl's bicep, struggling to keep himself from falling in silent laughter. "His lip was twitching and everything!"

   "Hey, kids!" Clint raised his voice over the sound of their kiddy laughs, silencing the duo out of surprise of the unpredicted authority. "I don't know, or care who the hell you two think you are, but you need to leave before I call Tony up and he will bring security to escort your asses out."

   "Damn, pigeon, you really gonna say that with a Fortnite account called HackEyezBestAvenger?" Tony emerged from the corner of the wall, the Switch illuminated his features as he accessed the app. The two teens snorted while Tony sent them a flash of a grin. "Wow, Pete. Loving the style choice. Really embracing 1990s, huh?"

   "That's what I said," the girl exclaimed. "He looks like an albino squirrel that can't even stay in fashion." Tony and the girl high fived with a laugh as the boy simply scoffed.

   "I'm sorry, but who are you two?" Bruce asked almost cautiously.

   "I'm Mm Watcha J, this is Uncircumcised Penis."

   "What the heck, that doesn't even relate to me."

  "Are you sure?"

  "Shut up, Pancake."

  "Oh, you did not just go there."

Got a bit lost towards the end. Also 2 uploads in one day lmao don't get used to it.

Thanks for 290k reads what the fffffff uuuuuu cccccc kkkkkk y'all are weird why you like this trash

I'm a bitch to all of the problem that feed my ego I'm sorry.

My sister is snoringgggg

Also credit to whoever came up w the nickname mm watcha j because it's awesome but I forgot who did