IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon

Choose Your Fighter (TikTok -1-)

IM AWARE THAT THIS IS AN OLD MEME BUT I WAS BORED AND IM WATCHING ENDGAME IN A FEW HOURS SO GETTING A CHAPTER OUT BEFORE I DIE

no spoilers

Music blasted from the almost invisible yet highly powerful speakers hidden inside Peter's phone. The quickly dying meme was one of Peter's favourites, as he always loved to see how creative people always were when it came to TikToks, so he knew he would have to be quick if he wanted to make one of his own.

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Peter clutched his phone in his hand, looking around the room for inspiration. Glazing upon his mentor, a grin spread across the young boy's face as he unlocked his phone and opened up the app. He quickly set up the video and pointed his phone towards Tony.

Walking out the room innocently thirty seconds later, Peter grinned down at the short clip, eager to edit it later.

He continued down one of the many halls for the tower, filming a quick snap to send to Ned that focused on his feet that light up after each forceful step because he was admittedly a huge dork like that. He stopped infront of the gaming room, a determined grin settled on his face. Hearing the knowing sound of repeated gunshots, he instantly knew that Natasha and Clint must be in there playing a video game.

Peter cracked the door open as silent as possible and wedged his phone in, shooting a small clip before running back down the halls, just in case he was followed.

Soon enough, Peter found himself behind the doors of a large-scale 'jungle gym' as he preferred to call it. Really, it was just an athletic course that needed a lot of skill and agility to complete. Once again, Peter took out his phone and recorded about twenty seconds before sprinting back into the elevator to meet with Bruce.

Finding the lab where he was, Peter recorded, shut the door, and ran off to find his next victim. He repeated this for about ten more minutes before he sat with his laptop, compiling the videos and editing to make one awesome meme.

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Choose you fighter

The camera panned to reserved genius billionaire Tony Stark, completely out of character as he lay upside down on he couch, his head a few millimeters from the carpeted ground. He was drinking black coffee from a sippy-cup. Text below him read; egotistical multitasker.

The video cut to a view of Natasha Romanoff, a famous and powerful Russian spy, screaming at the large flatscreen and moving her hands wildly with the X-Box controller, as if that would help her steer the vehicle. Clint was cheering her on by sitting almost on her shoulders, but really just the back of the plush sofa. It was captioned; telepathic twinning crazy people.

The next shot was of an elaborate obstacle course, with metal bars and sturdy vines popping out of every corner. The view turned gradually to show Thor, the Almighty God of Thunder, stuck in heaps of vines that tangled around each body part as he stared at the ceiling with regret. The text read; clumsy demigod

Then, it was Bruce, who despite everyone else, seemed to be the only sane person. He was calmly mixing beakers filled with different types of liquids, a pair of pristine goggles rested on his nose. It was captioned with; science nerd with anger issues.

Lastly, was Steve, hot and sweaty from a workout, wearing a shirt that was too small for him, and bulging his muscles on purpose because he was a show off. He threw a towel over his shoulder and winked to the very obvious camera. The words showed; beefy holy water.

The video instantly went viral.

Idk.

I really don't.

It's not even four am so I can't use that excuse.

Oh well.

Let's turn up folks

Kill meeeeeeee