IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon

"You guys are assholes." Part 1

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(Okay this was requested. I feel rlly bad about making some avengers douchebags and I don't rlly picture the avengers being so rude to a kid but like it was requested so 🤷‍♀️ also no one request another field trip one shot cuz i have like ten I need to do and I just can't be bothered so requests CLOSED. For now. I only did this one cuz it actually has a good plot and a nice idea to it ((also the person who requested it is rlly nice so 💁‍♀️)) anyways if you've requested a one shot ages ago and you're wondering where the fuck it is,,, I'm kinda lazy and I only rlly wanna do the one shots i feel inspired by. Sorry if that makes me seem like an ass. But now that the requests are closed I feel like I will be able to catch up. So it might take a while before I take any more requests so please keep that in mind. Also thanks for 52k like why am I so blessed.)

     Peter had started to regret becoming an Avenger. Sure, he thought it was would be nice at first what with being superhuman, he thought he could relate to maybe at least Bruce, possibly Steve if he imagined hard enough. However as soon as Tony revealed Spider-Man as a scrawny looking, squeaky voiced teenager, the adults in the team relished in sarcastic comments and cruel criticism. Even Tony absentmindedly ridiculed the boy. The only person to leave the tormenting to someone else was Bucky, who respected and appreciated the value of the extraordinary child. He was able to catch his metal hand for God's sake - he was special. The team was just too blind to see this.

    The constant ridicule and poisonous laughter quickly began taking a toll on the tough boy, after all, his idols thought of him as a cheap joke. They thought of him as a nothing, a nobody, a face in the crowd. So Peter began thinking that about himself too. It was sad; the man who Peter had once looked up to as a father smirked at the harsh jokes, the man he single handedly apprehended pointed out any imaginary flaw, the man he skilfully webbed down jeered at everything the boy did wrong. People portrayed the Avengers as a dysfunctional yet loving family - there was no love behind the closed doors where depression slowly swallowed the young boy.

   "Welcome back, Peter." FRIDAY greeted kindly, her Irish accent echoed through the walls. He replied politely before walking down the hall into the main lounge to retrieve his half completed  homework from last night.

      "Hey, it's Webber Boy," Sam called out.

(Okay I sat here for five minutes thinking of an insulting name that wasn't Penis and I got nothing other than Puny.)

    "What's shaking, Spider pig?" Tony joked. Peter shuddered at the nicknames, although they weren't too bad, they still got to the sensitive side of the teenager. "Did you help any old ladies cross the street before you got here?"

   Another thing Tony would do was talk Spider-Man down. Although the billionaire had seen the great strength Peter had inside him, he quickly became blind to it and stayed insulting the boy. 

    "Nah, not old ladies - too clichè. Maybe helping out a little girl who lost her mommy at the grocery store?" Steve mocked in a high pitched imitation leading the group of Avengers to burst into hearty laughter. Peter bit back a snarky reply and shuffled over to his homework stack which was placed under the mjolnir.

    "Mr Thor, sir, can you please move your magic hammer?" He almost whispered. Thor grinned and stood up from his favourite bean bag, walked over to his hammer and lifted it easily. Peter picked up his homework and Thor carefully rested the hammer back down again. Their gazed soon flickered over to the door where a familiar red head strutted in.

   "Hey hey hey," Natasha called out to the excessive amount of males, carrying several bags of clothing. They waved and smiled to their friend before turning back to Peter but before anything else was said another voice rung through the building.