IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon

Wheezing To Death

Short!!

I have a feeling that people are gonna attack me for hating on trump but lol sucks to suck

     Wanda and Peter were bored, the two teenagers had not only been grounded for their excessive amounts of pranks, but the WiFi in the building was temporarily out of use (the two wouldn't admit it was the result of a backfired prank). Peter was currently flicking through the channels, eventually settling on the news. The topic changed to politics, when the two heroes heard the name of Trump.

    "I still can't believe people elected that guy," Wanda said shaking her head. "'Make America Great Again'? All he's done so far is screw it over."

    Peter said nothing as the news showed a live feed of the president giving a speech about his latest bombing. He was settled in Australia, seemingly happy in his painfully fake tan.

   "Hey, Wanda?" He prodded her quickly on her wrist. She hummed in response and turned to face him. "Can we prank the president?"

   "Dude, we got grounded for pranks. Do you know how much trouble we would get in?"

    "Yeah."

   "See, Peter, this is why I like you."

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    The two screamed with laughter, wheezing and clutching their stomachs. They couldn't even look at the large screen in front of them as their eyes were blurred with joyous tears. On the screen, the highly dislikable president was jumping around the podium that he was stood next to, occasionally kicking advancing people in the stomach with both of his feet. His eyes had turned red under Wanda's power and there was a wispy aura surrounding his head as Wanda manipulated his mind into thinking he was a kangaroo.

   Peter couldn't control himself anymore. He feel off of the couch, tears streaming down his face while Wanda pointed and laughter even more, eventually ending in the same position.

   "I can't breathe!" He gasped before collapsing into helpless laughter. Unbeknownst to him, by orders, FRIDAY notified Tony about the teenagers who were struggling to breathe. Not listening to anything else, Tony sprinted out of his meeting and stumbled down the corridors, impatiently jumping down the stairs and into the lounge.

   He definitely didn't expect to see a video of Donald Trump jumping while two teenagers were sprawled on the floor in laughing fits. Putting the pieces together quickly, he frowned.

    "You two are grounded until Donald finishes his final years as a president."

This is baaaaaad but idc I wanted to get this over with.