We were all sitting around the kitchen table, I was surrounded by children. Yes, even Tony Stark. We decided to sit down with everyone until Matron would come back, Stark seemed addinment on seeing her before me. When she did eventually come back, things turned to shit. It started when she swore at us before even closing the door that she got in from.
"You dirty, rotten, sleazy motherfuckers gave me bad luck! I lost two grand! You'll all pay-" she stopped suddenly when she caught sight of the billionaire, holding a tape recorder. It then dawned on her that she had been recorded.
"JARVIS. Call child protection offices, have them come here immediately. And you must be Matron," he raised an eyebrow at the woman's anger, crossed his arms and gave an unimpressed look. "I'm here to talk with Peter but it's clear that Peter isn't the only person who needs to be informed about the situation.
"So here's what's gonna happen. You're going to go to jail. These kids will be moved to another orphanage with better staff and hygiene," his nose crinkled. "And what is that smell? Rat shit, of course. Peter's gonna come with me and we're gonna go back to my place. Got it?"
Before anything else was said, loud sirens that seemingly came out of nowhere shone on the walls, a familiar blue and red. Tony turned back to face me.
"Can I adopt you kid?"
Okay yes it's short but the original plot (if you can call it that) messed around in my head. I dunno 🤷♀️ Stick around for more and don't be afraid to message me for ideas or why not comment? Vote if you want but idrc! 😁
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IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon
FanfictionCollection of SpiderSon, Irondad and Avengers moments!! Major fluff, cringe and cliche warning REQUESTS OPEN!! 1# oneshotcollection
