IronDad One Shots // IronDad And SpiderSon

Put it on Speaker (Bonus)

Requested by @lamming19

Short but was too good to pass up.

Peter's reputation had gone up and down ever since the phone call. There were multiple parents calling into the school demanding that their child be nowhere near the kid who had a murderer for a boyfriend.

Peter had actually been called into the principals office several times, asking if the rumors were true. Peter managed to convince many of the concerned teachers that it was just a dumb story being passed around, which managed to die down the raging storm above his head of constant fear that other students had.

Peter was so convincing, only a small portion of the school, including the actual students that heard the phone call, still believed that he his boyfriend called Wade would kill you. Unfortunately for Peter, all of that changed when he stupidly forgot his phone at his boyfriends rundown apartment.

Wade has noticed the abandoned phone and had put it on charge so that it would be ready to go when picked up. But at around nine, his phone was blowing up with texts from someone named 'GITC' that seemed very important. Not wanting to be too intrusive by reading all of the texts and then responding, Wade decided to take the phone and being it to Peter himself.

He walked up to Midtown and pressed his thumb onto the old S-phone model, clicking onto the photos icon when the phone successfully opened. He mindlessly scrolled through many selfies of himself and their friends, along with an unhealthy amount of memes and gifs until he found the picture of his schedule from when he started the year and found the lesson for the hour.

He smirked to himself. Advanced calculus my ass, he thought to himself. Peter always complained about the basic equations for that class. If he remembered correctly, this was the same class that he had called his boyfriend, accidentally letting people know that he was kind of insane.

Before he knew it, Wade found himself knocking on the door to the classroom, not feeling like bursting in and embarrassing Peter even more than what he would.

"Hey-o," Wade sang as he walked into the room. "Sorry to burst in on you, just had to drop a little package off. Here's your phone, sweet cheeks." Wade winked as he passed over the phone to his beet-red boyfriend. He paused as he tore his eyes away from Peter's brown magnetic orbs, glancing around at the silently shocked classroom.

"Babe, why are they all staring?" The mercenary leaned into his boyfriend's ear and whispered, even though he knew Peter would have been able to pick it up from three rooms away. Peter simply shrugged in response. Helpful.

"Are you Wade, Peter's boyfriend?" A girl nervously piped up, wrapping her hands delicately around a textbook as if getting ready to quickly leave.

"Yeah, what about it?" With an eyebrow raised, Wade turned to face the class that visibly flinched, slightly confused. Then, realisation struck him and he remembered what had happened only a few weeks ago. "Oh wait. Phone call. Heh, oops."

Peter chuckled, immediately making this whole ordeal worth while.

"Oh my god." The class echoed - then instantly got up and ran screaming.

Didn't know how to end it so there ya go.

also

WTF BIG BANG THEORY FINALE SERIES NOT ACCEPTABLE!!

sheldon is my lil cutie ;-;