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Story 29-The Hoarders

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The Hoarders

Pha: Wow Beam, Kit, why are you both looking so tired today? You know, it's a rare chance we three besties get to meet alone and you two aren't feeling it. 

Kit: Yeah right, bestie our asses. You are only free to meet us because Yo is away on holiday with his dad.

Pha: Kit, how could you! We are still besties after all. So anyway, what happened?

Beam: Do you know that engineers are hoarders?

Pha: Hoarders? What? Like keep stuff?

Kit: Yeah, I made Ming clean his basement work room and when I went in, it was filled, with junks and tools.

Beam: Same here, I didn't expect Forth to be such a hoarder. I found at least 3 dead cockroaches when I was helping him clean.

Kit: Clean? I had to force Ming to throw away heaps of used batteries and spoiled tools.

Beam: Kittie, 'clean' means I am being generous. At least you got Ming to throw stuff, Forth refused to even let me sort his stuff up until I gave him some motivation.

Pha: Which is what? No sex for a week?

Beam: Close, but no. We did one round and I told him we can continue after cleaning . Only then he relented and let me sort through some of his boxes. Managed to get him to clear his entire room by seducing him.

Pha: Wow that's tiring. Seducing and cleaning.

Beam: Yeah, I am dead tired. You are lucky I still like you as a best friend to come.

Pha: You guys are such divas.

Kit: Well, sorry you have divas as besties. I don't care, today's lunch and dessert's on you. Oh by the way, Ming told me to tell you, to beware of Yo's treasure's cave.

Pha: What's Yo's treasure cave? What's with Ming?

Kit: I don't know. He just said that and then went on to play his games. He said you will know soon enough.

A few days later...

Pha: I found out what Yo's treasure cave is.

Kit: And?

Beam: Did you make him clear it out? Is he a hoarder too?

Pha: He is a hoarder all right but I will never make him clear his treasures' cave.

Kit: Why? Is it too much?

Pha: No, that cave contains both his treasured One Piece goods and picture collections of me. I just casually asked Yo and he calmly reminded me that he remembers every single thing in there and if any of it is missing, I wouldn't want to know what he will do to my Pha Junior.

Beam: Wow, Yo actually threatened you! Amazing!

Pha: No, he is just saying. And I don't take chances.

Kit: You are just a coward when it comes to Yo.

Pha: Yeah and what luck our spouses are all hoarders.

Beam: Amen to us.

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