Story 44-Of Wifey Rules

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Of Wifey Rules

Kit: Ming, what are you looking at? Who is the the boy in the picture?

Ming: Oh, I was just browsing through the magazine and there's an article about this new boy group called SBFIVE. There are five of them.

Kit: So? You like them?

Ming: No, but I think one of them is cute.

Kit: Which? *tone changes but Ming is oblivious*

Ming: This boy called Copter. Look, he has dimples like you and he is so short, like you too. He is the rapper of the group.

Kit: And? *Jealous but Ming is oblivious still*

Ming: And, he is still a student, so overall he is really cute. Look at him in hats. OUCH!

A knuckle lands on Ming's head while Kit storms away.

Yo smirks from the side. He saw the whole thing.

Yo: You are too stupid Ai'Ming.

Ming: What did I do? Damn it, I swear the hump on my head's huge.

Yo: Rule number XXX, when you have a jealous wife, you don't piss him even more by looking at other cute or hot people.

Ming: But I was just looking!!! I wasn't doing anything. I am innocent!!

Yo: Then rule number XXX, if you gotta look at other hot people, make sure your respective jealous-easy spouse are not around.

Ming: Like how you ogle that hot new model Godt on your laptop?

Yo: Yes, and always delete the browsing history. Now go buy chocolates to appease your wife.

Ming: Fine. I am going out now for chocolate shopping.

Yo: Buy me pink milk please.

Ming: Ok.

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