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Story 21-Wifey's Wife

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Wifey's Wife

Ming: Yo, where are you taking me? Why are we hiding in a bush?

Yo: Just be quiet and watch. Look, it's that dude from our year who's stalking P'Kit recently.

Ming: Who the hell dares stalk my Kit-Kat? *attempts to walk out to confront the dude now attempting to confess to Kit*

Yo: Hold it. Let's see the situation before you go barging in like a dumb dog.

The other side....

Dude: P'Kit, thank you for talking to me.

Kit: No problem. You are saying you have something to tell me?

Dude: P'Kit! Please be my boyfriend! I promise I will be a good wife to you.

Kit: *shocked* What are you talking about?

Dude: I saw you dating that Ming, you never look happy and you guys always fight. I know I can be better than Ming. I don't mind becoming the wife. You never look happy being the wife, I can tell.

By this time, Ming is furious and Yo has to pull him back from ambushing and attacking the dude.

Yo: Hold still. Let's see how P'Kit responds. I don't think P'Kit is amused either.

Looking back, Kit does seem a little pissed but he remains calm.

Kit: Thanks, but no thanks.

Dude: But why? You and Ming don't belong to each other. Give me a chance, I'll be the best wife you will ever know.

Kit: Eww, no thank you. First, I don't know you very much. I just know you are a junior. The reason why I even agreed to talk to you was because you said you have something to talk to me about Ming. Second, I don't appreciate people who lies or talk shit about other people's lovers to their lovers, that's low. Three, my business with Ming is my business, I have no intention to dump him for a lousy you. Forth, I enjoy being the wife and I don't need a wife like you. Now if you'll excuse me, let's never talk ever again.

Kit is about to walk away when dude opens his mouth again.

Dude: Fine! If that's the case then I'll be Ming's wife instead.

Ming: *comes out of hiding* Thanks but no thanks. Kit is my only wife. Now, if you ever come near us again, I'll make sure you stay behind the sun. Scram *Ming threatens in a deep voice, dude runs away in fear*

Kit: Wow, that was easy.

Ming: I know, I thought he would be less wimpy and a little more persistent, but anyway, back to us, KIT-KAT! I LOVE YOU! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LOVE BEING MY WIFE!

Kit: *shy* I..you...I don't know what you are talking about! *runs away*

Ming: KIT-KAT! I LOVE YOU NA! See you at home!!

Ming shouts out for the world to hear.

Yo: God, why do I have a dumb dumb for a best friend!?

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