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Pacifying Options
Beam: So you think you are ready to go for it?
Kit: No! How do I get ready for this? It's not my fault he is being a baby and sulky.
Beam: But it's your fault for forgetting his birthday AND accidentally booked a flight to see your P'Kimmon from SBFIVE in another city.
Kit: I swear I really forgot and it was a coincident I got a VIP ticket to the concert.
Beam: Hey, don't tell me. Tell your big sulky doggy over there about it.
Kit: Do I have to?
Beam: Yes because if you don't, he will bug my Forth, they will go binge drinking and get drunk and maybe get into a car accident and die or worse, kidnapped by bitches, gay or straight. You don't want that do you?
Kit: No...
Beam: That's right. Besides look, Ming is as handsome as this Kimmon dude. Why do you need to imagine having sex with him when you already have a hot guy like Ming?
Kit: Beammie, can you stop being so explicit? We are in a chocolate store for goodness sake.
Beam: Why? We are just talking. Look, if you really don't care about your Ming, you wouldn't be here mixing Kit-Kat flavors for him. You love him.
Kit: But what if he still ignores me?
Beam: Then you have only one option.
Kit: Which is?
Beam: First, you go home, take off all your clothes and walk round the house naked. Then go to your bedroom and arrange the chocolates on your body. You are the Kit-Kat plate. Ming can have a Kit-Kat human table buffet.
Kit: You know what? I will stick to crying when he still ignores me.
Beam: Well that can work too.
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2Moons Snippets Collection-A Daily Dose of Life
FanfictionA collection of short snippet stories based on 2Moons The Series. A dose of PhaYo, MingKit and ForthBeam's daily life.
