2Moons Snippets Collection-A Daily Dose of Life

Story 88-Shopper Hubbies

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Shopper Hubbies

ForthBeam

Beam: Ok, so this is the list, if you can't find anything on the or finds any alternatives, just give me a call ok?

Forth: Ok babe. I'll come back right away.

Beam: Thank you honey. I love you so much more when you run errands for me.

Forth earns a kiss on his cheek.

PhaYo

Yo: Ok P'Pha, this is the shopping list.

Pha: Ok baby, oh, you didn't include your strawberry shampoo. Should I get that? How about your favorite snack? Or that stationery you wanted? How about I buy you another One Piece stuff toy you wanted? Or maybe that CD you were talking about? Oh, I know, I will get you that diamond bracelet from the other day...

Yo: P'Pha, I really only need eggs and milk to cook you scramble eggs....

Pha: Oh... ok. Oh, should I get organic eggs? And organic milk? Oh how about a new pan? And....

Yo: Oh boy...

Phana goes on and on with things he wishes to buy for his beloved.

MingKit

Kit: Ok, these are the only 5 items I need you to buy. Do you understand that I only need 5 items from this list and these 5 items only?

Ming: Yeah, means I can't buy any other things but this 5 things.

Kit: Very good Ming. You do understand besides these 5 items in the list for our vacation, I do not need extra items like ultra sensitive strawberry flavored condoms or lubs or a see through underwear, right?

Ming: Ok. I wouldn't get those.

Kit: Very good Ming. I am glad we have this conversation. We don't need to spend money on unnecessary items. Now go.

Ming: Oh! Since I can't get strawberry flavored condoms or lubs, can I get a toy for us to play with?

Kit: NO! Only this 5 things in my list.

Ming: Ou...then, can I buy Kit-Kat chocolate wafers?

Kit takes a deep breath.

Kit: Fine. Only one chocolate bar.

Ming: YAY!

Ming doesn't realize he is playing with fire.

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