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Chinese New Year Cooking
Team Husbands Chatgroup
Phayoforlife: Guys, I'm not joining you guys for lunch this Saturday.
LordForth: Why? We already made the reservations like weeks ago!
Phayoforlife: Well, our wives are going to do their last batch of Chinese New Year cookies baking this week at our place and Yo asked me to help.
🍫: Oh my god P'Pha, no matter what you do, do NOT enter the kitchen under any circumstances and do NOT comment on the smell and do NOT eat anything which you don't know the origins of. Don't you remember what P'Forth and I told you about our experiences last two weeks?
LordForth: Ai'Pha, listen to Ai'Ming for once. This is not a joking matter. Make any excuses if you need to. Use me or Ming as excuses. Get out of the house.
Phayoforlife: Aren't you guys both exaggerating a little too much? My Yo is sweet. He wouldn't poison me.
LordForth: My Beam is so sweet, ok, sometimes.
🍫: And so is my Kit-Kat but when our wives come together and get involve in cooking, trust me, it is not the best combination. They just become lethal.
LordForth: Exactly. You were lucky they burned most their stuff the last two times and we were the guinea pigs when they cooked at mine and Ming's house but if they make it this time at your place, YOU will be their guinea for testing. Trust me, you stomach wouldn't stand it. Me and Ming barely survived.
Phayoforlife: Forth, Ming, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad. I mean, they are following the recipes and YouTube videos and stuff, I'm sure they will be fine. Beside Yo can somewhat cook, it will be alright.
LordForth: Pha, I warned you again, do NOT do anything stupid. Sorry to break this but our wives aren't exactly genius in baking.
🍫: Well, that's kinda genius that they managed to produce batches of black stuff. I shudder at the thought. Look, P'Pha, we warned you. Don't say we didn't tell you on Saturday.
Phayoforlife: You guys exaggerate too much.
Saturday, 3.15pm
Phayoforlife started a group voice call
Mised group voice call
Phayoforlife: GUYS! HELP! Where the FUCK are you guys!? I'm stuck in the bathroom for an hour. This is a nightmare.
🍫: 🎉🎉🎉 See? told you so. You ate the black stuff?
Phayoforlife: Well, the wives gave me hopeful puppy eyes. I can't say no. And now my stomach is done for. Come help me!
🍫: Nope, no can't do. This is the punishment you get for not believing the bros' words. Plus, we are in a movie. Say hi P'Forth.
LordForth: 👏🎉👏🎉👈R🤒💩, 👬R 😂😝❤️
Phayoforlife: Assholes.
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Written: 1st February 2018
Writer's Note: Can anyone decipher the emoji message? I forgot myself. I think it is, serves you right, you are sick and pooping, we are happy?
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2Moons Snippets Collection-A Daily Dose of Life
FanfictionA collection of short snippet stories based on 2Moons The Series. A dose of PhaYo, MingKit and ForthBeam's daily life.
