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Interview 6-Appeasing Spouse

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Interview Question: What is the most effective way to appease your angry spouse?

Team Wives

Yo: P'Pha rarely gets angry with me. Well, when he does, all I have to do is be quiet and pretend to cry. Gets him all the time. What? No! I am not a little devil. I am an angel. That's why P'Pha loves me.

Kit: When Ming is really angry, he is really scary. I don't know how to appease him. The last time he was angry at me, all I did was cry and I ran away from home until he come and begged me home. So I guess my tears?

Beam: First off, there is no such thing as Forth being angry with me. But he does get sulky and quiet when I talk to girls and he thinks I am flirting. The fastest way to get his attention is stripping in front of him and leave the bathroom door open. What? It's not R-18! I am just taking a shower. He just joins me later. Jeez. Chill Ms Interviewer, your mind's dirty much.

Team Husbands

Pha: My Yo? Simple, walk around the house ONLY in my Calvin Klein. Best effect is after shower. But Yo rarely gets angry with me unless I forget to him his pink milk.

Ming: P'Pha's lucky. My Kit-Kat is always grumpy so it's easy for him to be angry with me and I sometimes don't even know what I did. But the fastest way to un-angry him is to make my puppy face. He thinks I am doing it unconsciously but my adorable Kit-Kat is weak against my puppy face.

Forth: I will need alcohol, 2 hours in the gym, chicken hotpot ingredients and an apron. First, find out why Beam is angry, if it's my fault (or even if it's not my fault), go to the gym and tone my body, apologize and make him chicken soup, wearing only the apron, then feed Beam the soup. If that doesn't work, make Beam drunk and -beep- the hell of Beam. I try to go with the chicken soup option since it's not good to rely on alcohol. 

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