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Story 55-Tone Deaf

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Tone Deaf

Yo: P'Beam, P'Kit! I am angry with the both of you.

Beam: Nong, what did we do?

Kit: Yeah, what could we have done to make you angry?

Yo: You-

Beam: Never told you that Ai'Pha hates dogs?

Yo: No, I know that, you never told-

Kit: Oh, we didn't tell you about that one bitchy girl who latched on to him, but she was history, way before we met you. Did the bitchy girl come back again?

Yo: What bitchy girl?

Beam: No, I don't think it's the bitchy girl. I think Nong Yo is mad because we never told him that Pha has butt fetish.

Yo: No, I know that a long time ago. He wouldn't stop touching my butt when we are together. What I meant to say is-

Kit: He hates durian? Honey, lots of people hate durian.

Yo: P's, will you guys just chill and listen?

Beam and Kit nods.

Yo: I'm angry you guys never told me P'Pha is tone deaf!

Beam and Kit looks at each other.

Yo: I took him to the karaoke to practice our wedding song and he literally started reciting, like reciting the song in monotone.

Beam: Umm...Nong Yo, I think you will have to forgive us this time.

Kit: Yeah...we never knew Pha was tone deaf. In fact, we have never heard him sing, did we?

Beam: Nope.

Yo: You guys never did anything musical? How about listening to him hum? Or doesn't he listen to any music?

Beam: Well he does listen to music. Now thinking back, all those time we heard him mumbling, could be him actually humming to songs.

Kit: Shit, I thought he was reciting his notes.

Yo: P's! What do I do? The wedding is in a few weeks' time and P'Pha is tone deaf. I don't want him to embarrass himself and...daddy is very particular about music.

Kit: How about taking him for lessons?

Yo: I did suggest but P'Pha doesn't think he is tone deaf. He thought he sings quite well.

Beam: Well, you are marrying a smarty-pants who thinks he knows everything. I know, how about we get a bucket and put it over his head?

Kit: Whatever for?

Beam: So he can hear how horrible he sound then maybe he will take lessons.

Yo: You got a point. I'll go get a new bucket now.

Beam: Make sure you get those metal ones, good for echoes.

Kit: You are seriously teaching that kid weird stuff.

Beam: Blame our BFF for being tone deaf. Now come, I want cake. I'm starving.

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