Interview 8-Spouse's Secret

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Question: What is your spouse's secret your spouse thinks you don't know but still do, in secret?

MingYo

Yo: Um...P'Pha...sings in the shower.

Ming: P'Pha can sing? Isn't he tone-deaf?

Yo: Well, yeah...I mean, his singing...is slightly out of tune but in the shower, he sounds really good.

Ming: Everyone sounds good in the shower Yo.

Yo: Then what about P'Kit? What's his secret?

Ming: My Kitty? He pretends he is the famous detective, Kit-taichi. He loves watching all sorts of detective shows especially the Japanese Kindaichi Detective series. So when he watches any mystery movies, he will put on the Kit-taichi's hat and mimics how all the detective speaks. I am trying to get him to say, "I will solve this mystery, in the name of my boyfriend, Ming"

Yo: You are an idiot.


BeamKit

Beam: Forth has this grandpa spectacles which he puts on when he is reading. But he NEVER wears them in front of me.

Kit: Wow. I thought only Ming has weird things. But you know, I found out he actually has this old lucky underwear he wears for special occasions he needs luck.

Beam: Wow, it's his lucky charm underwear. He must have worn it when he courted you. I mean, if I were him and I have to chase a a pain in the bum like you, I need all the luck. Your difficulty level is way high up. Or else, how would he have gotten you?

Kit: I need to ask him if he wore that underwear when he courted me. Back to you, I didn't know Forth wore spectacles?

Beam: He doesn't usually unless he is reading those thick boring engineer books or typing his assignment. I don't mind his old grandpa spectacles though. He is amazingly hot. I think I need to coax him to wear it during our make-out sessions. It will be so hot when I take them out.

Kit: Ewww...too much info.


PhaForth

Pha: So, you know any secret of your bae which he doesn't know you know?

Forth: I will tell if you tell.

Pha: My Yo doesn't know that I know he is still keeping his teddy bear from babyhood. He sometimes takes it to bed when he waits for me to come home. He is too cute.

Forth: My Beam doesn't know I know he thinks I'm hot in my grandpa spectacles. I think he is trying to seduce me into wearing the spectacles.

Pha: Wow, that's hot.

Forth: I know right? I pretend not to notice what he is trying to get me to wear it. I am waiting now so when he really gets frustrated, he will unleash and I get to do what I want.

Pha: Wow. You are training my Beam very well....come on. Let's go.

Forth: Go where? Buy your own grandpa spectacles?

Pha: No. I will go get a teddy bear costume. I want to seduce Yo too.

Forth: You are really full of yourself aren't you?

Pha: How do you think I got the love of my life? Geez.

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