Story 114-Cheating

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Cheating

Q: Not that it's going to happen but suppose your other half cheats on you, what would you do?

Yo: *teary* I will ask P'Pha if the person he is cheating with is someone he really loves. If that person is so, I will let P'Pha go and pray that he stay happy always.

Pha: Nope, my Yo will never cheat on me ever and that's final. I know because Yo is mine and mine only. If he does cheats, most probably I have done something to upset him. I will win him back.

Kit: If Ming ever cheats on me, I'll cut all his underwear and speedos into half or maybe castrate him...look...if he does cheat on me, then I will probably confront him and then dump him. No point staying with someone who you can't trust. Imagine having to sleep with the person who lies to your face? Nope.

Ming: No way my Kit-Kat will cheat because I am such a good boyfriend and husband and dad. If Kit-Kat cheats, that person must be more handsome or richer or smarter or kinder than me. That person is either P'Pha or P'Forth or doesn't exist.

Beam: Oh, you mean IF Forth cheats? Oh, so simple, I'll just surgically castrate him and stream it live. I believe people who were cheated will support me. Why I say IF? Because, I control the house finances and Forth's pocket money. He doesn't have enough money for smoking, drinking AND buying shit for his mistress. Cheating costs money, he is broke.

Forth: Beam is the last person to cheat because he said cheating can be a costly thing to do, so we had a pre agreement. If either one of us find someone else to love, we would be truthful to each other. The one who got dump gets to keep all the money in our joint account. Beam ain't stupid, neither am I.

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