Story 102-Dishonesty Is The Best Policy

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Dishonesty Is The Best Policy

Pha: I'm screwed guys. I weighed Yo yesterday and today I overheard Yo talking to Kit and Beam about the "Am I Fat" question. I think this question will come to me again.

Ming: What do you intend to say then?

Pha: I come clean and say yes, he gained maybe 300 grams? I saw our electronic weighing scale record yesterday.

Forth: Only if you are feeling suicidal and want to sleep on the couch for, your case, a day.

Pha: Then should I say he didn't gain weight?

Ming: Of course yes! You should never, ever tell your sensitive bae he gained weight, like ever.

Pha: But it is a fact he gained 300 grams. What if he asked about that extra 300 grams of weight increase?

Ming: Lie through your teeth the machine was wrong.

Forth: Or tell them it's only the sushi weight he ate.

Pha: Why do I feel like this is a bad idea?

Forth: Because me and Ming have to sleep on the couch tonight. You are next.

Pha: Right. Thanks for the heads up.

Ming: I miss Kit-Kat already.

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