Story 131-Yoga Discount

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Yoga Discount

Beam: Kitty, do you know why I started learning yoga?

Kit: Because you found a sexy handsome yoga teacher named Khun Handsome?

Beam: That's like 10% bonus. But no, shall I tell you why?

Kit: Umm....ok, sure, yes?

Beam: Because I married a really hot man who still maintains his hot bod and as his spouse, I want to do my best to preserve my best self for him.

Kit: Awww, Beammie, that's...quite inspirational I would say.

Beam: And with healthier bodies come healthier sex lives.

Kit: Ok....? So, your point is...?

Beam: My point is, if your Ming is dry and horny and you are dry and horny and you guys aren't humping enough, so try yoga. It helps. 

Kit: Huh?

Beam: Yeah and I get discount for my yoga classes if I recommend friends to go too.

Kit: What has that got to do with us being dry and horny?

Beam: Nothing. I really want that discount. So you in?

Kit: No thanks, I am exercising enough with Ming, anymore, I'll die. Why don't you try Phana and Yo?

Beam: WOW, I forgot I have another best friend, ok, I'll go talk to Pha, he falls for these easier. Bye.

Kit sighs. 

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