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Story 100-If Kit Is A Superhero

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If Kit Is A Superhero

Villain: Hahaha! I am the mighty Slutbitch. I will seduce all your handsome tops.

Kit: *poses with hands on waist* Hold it right there Slutbitch. I, am-

Ming: KITTYMAN! And I, his sidekick! MuayThaiman.

Kit: Ming, what the hell is MuayThaiman and since when are you my sidekick and since when I am Kittyman?

Ming: Since you didn't like Kit-Katman, so I thought of Kittyman, it's cuter and easier to remember.

Kit: I know I shouldn't let you think about my superhero name, and since when are you my sidekick?

Ming: Since now. I missed you baby, so I decided to come wait for you beat the snot out of the villain and I can take you for dinner.

Kit: You do know I cooked dinner tonight right?

Villain: Hmmm...guys...hello?

Ming: Aww, come on Kittyman, let's go out for food!

Kit: What's wrong with home cooked food? You were the one who said you wanted to keep fit and begged me to cook for you. Now you have abs, you get tired of my food? Is that it?

Ming: No baby, I love your food, it's just, maybe we can indulge a little bit.

Kit: Fine, since you wanna indulge, Slutbitch, what do you say your powers were again?

Villain: Umm...entice handsome tops, seduce them and suck out their life force? Sometimes inseminate parasitic eggs in them so my stronger offsprings can burst from their chest?

Kit: You hungry?

Villain: Yeah, that's why I am here?

Kit: He's all yours. Bon appetite *flys off emotionally*

Ming: Ou, Kit-Kat! Wait for me na. You think you can attack us another time? I got an emo wife to deal with now.

Villain: Yeah, totally get you. I got an emo hubby at home too. Why do you think I gotta come out to show off?

Ming: Sucks to be us.

Villain: Totally. Good luck.

Both of them flew off in new sense of frienemyship.

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Written: 16th February 2019

Writer's Note: What did I just wrote?