Crush x Reader Oneshots

[ t/f ] Just There

I've had this happen to me. I got so triggered. I hate it more when they leave you on read and all these situations fly through your head on what you've done wrong.

Smiling, I laid in my comfortable bed messaging my boyfriend C/N.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): His nose would grow though because he's telling the truth

C/N (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎): But wouldn't Pinocchio be lying if he said his nose didn't grow so then he'd be telling the truth because his nose did grow...

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Yeah exactly

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): What would happen?

C/N (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎): I don't know

C/N (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎): Wikihow it

C/N (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎): Wikihow solves all your unneeded problems

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): I'm googling it

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): It says the world will blow up

I gaze around my room, suspicious at C/N late response. I checked to see if he at least read my message.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Where'd you go?

Waited for a response.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Don't just leave me on delivered.

Still no response.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Did you like

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Throw your phone

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Into the Pacific Ocean

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): And then just walked away?

I left the message for about ten minutes. I came back with no response.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): Literally a few minutes ago you where there then BAM you're gone.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): You never told me you where related to a magician...

I dropped my phone onto my bed sighing. I went to get up when my phone dung with a new notification.

Quickly grabbing it, I checked who it was.

C/N (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎): Uh...

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): SO THE C/N SPEAKS!

C/N (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎): Y/N, I got up to get chips and salsa then decided to eat it in the kitchen

I looked aimlessly at the screen, highly annoyed.

Y/N ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ): You still could've told me you weren't going to reply back so I didn't have to wait for you to reply back

I didn't wait for his reply since I got up and left to get some snacks, seeing how he likes it when someone doesn't message you back for twenty minutes because apparently food in more important than the person they're messaging.

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I came back with no messages from C/N.