Ahh the selfie.
Taking over the internet everywhere.
I'll be honest. My main question about this trend that is sweeping the nation is:
What is the point?
Now, I understand that sometimes, your hair looks perfect and your face is radiant and your skin is golden tan, so you take a picture of yourself to commemorate this fine day when everything is going your way.
But what's with these people who take a selfie with every freaking thing on the face of the earth?!
"I just got Starbucks-- Selfie!"
"Look at my new shoes! Selfie!"
"Got a sixty on my math test... Selfie!"
"Eating breakfast-- Selfie!"
I'm sorry, but
LITERALLY NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE EATING FOOD. WE ALL DO IT. ITS PART OF LIFE.
Also, what's with the faces?
Seriously, you can't take a selfie without making some ridiculous face.
What ever happened to smiling? I thought that your smile was the first thing people notice about you.
So why are people taking pictures of themselves looking like retarded ducks?
(No offense ducks. I know that's insulting to you.)
It's not horrible to take a picture of yourself every once in a while. In fact, I think it's probably healthy to think "you know, I look good today" and take a picture.
BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD DOES NOT WANT TO SEE EVERY PICTURE YOU HAVE EVER TAKEN OF YOURSELF.
So stop. :)
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