Ranting is Fun

17 Rants in One Chapter

I have so many things to complain about but I don't have enough anger for each of them to be adequate individual chapters. So what do I do?

Fit them all into one chapter.

1. Expensive stuff

Why are things so pricey? Like I wanted to buy a phone case the other day and it was $34. For a piece of plastic. That's just ridiculous. How much markup do producers need??

2. "Bipolar" people

Do you like me or do you hate me I'm not sure?

3. Cold hands

My hands are always cold. It's annoying. My fingernails turn blue sometimes. I don't understand how they are cold, I wear warm clothes!

4. Earthquakes

If you don't live on a fault line, I envy you. Earthquakes are super annoying. They always wake me up at like 4 in the morning. Not cool.

5. Teachers who assign homework over Christmas break

Not even going into this one.

6. Healthy food

All the yummy food is bad for you. How is that even fair?

7. Falling asleep in the middle of something

Hello, body, I need to stay awake, this is important.

8. Siblings

Either I will help you hide the body or I hate you there is no in between.

9. Parents

You're either Satan or my best friend. Once again, no in between.

10. Teachers who take forever to post grades

I know you're not sick now hurry up.

11. Malls around Christmas

Chillax, people, there are enough iPhones for everyone. No need to push. I am a living, breathing human, just like you.

12. Wrapping paper

This crap is absolutely impossible. If I wrap presents, they look like a rabid squirrel made a home in the paper.

13. People who blow everything off

I am not gonna help you if you don't try.

14. Test results

How can it possibly take three months to send a test through a scantron and then mail it to me?! That does not make sense. NO ACTUAL WORK IS REQUIRED!

15. "Can I borrow a piece of paper?"

If I say yes, I will also say: I don't want it back.
If I say no, I will also say: God gave you arms.

16. Laundry

I wish it did itself. Enough said.

17. People who take advantage of others

That is just low. I hate when people do this. It turns nice, naïve people into sarcastic cynics, like me.

So there. My 17 rants. I feel better.

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Hey look at that I updated

CHRISTMAS BREAK IS HERE!!!

I'm so happy I don't have to go to school. I was so done dealing with people and work.

But yeah, long rant(s) today. I was feeling very antagonized so this helped exponentially.

Okay I'm done talking byeeeeee