Ranting is Fun

Road Rage and I'm Not Even Driving Yet

Hey guys! So guess who it is!

Okay I'll tell you.

It's me, Bibliophile169, author of James and Lily: It Took A While, and I am writing this wonderful guest rant! Okay here goes.

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Sometimes when driving along the road (or, in my case, riding shotgun) do you ever find yourself cut off or driving behind an extremely STUPID driver?

Yeah it happens to me about 24/7.

And although I'm not the one driving, I take it upon myself to scream at whatever driver is particularly angering me at that moment. Because they need to put their big-girl engines on and drive like they MEAN IT.

I get my road rage prematurely due to my driver/nanny who picks me up from school, and my parents. My favorite saying is: "Drive your car!" which I picked up from my driver, who for this purpose, let's call Annabelle.

Annabelle picks me and my siblings up about three times a week and takes us to all our after school activities, because there's four children and my mom totally can't handle all of us, because we have about a million activities after school.

To get us places, Annabelle has to, of course, drive us. She's been doing it for two years, and therefore I've had plenty of time to hear her yell at slow drivers, or drivers who don't use their blinkers, or drivers who cut her off, or anything of that nature.

She doesn't have TERRIBLE road rage, but she does yell at the drivers who can't hear her, so it does no good, but it makes her feel better, I suppose, and I totally understand.

Because now I yell at people who can't hear me, too.

Hehe yeah I'm proud of it.

But OH MY GOSH DRIVE YOUR FREAKING CARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh people. I can't even.

And I don't drive for another two years! I mean, I'll start practicing in a little over a year, but that's still a long time until I should have developed any road rage.

Yeah I'm a premature road rager, but it's cool. My mom always sighs whenever I yell at pesky drivers, but I mean, isn't it great that I'm already grasping the basics of driving? Exactly.

So, a message to all you slow drivers out there:

D. R. I. V. E. your cars!

Because chances are, SOMEONE is yelling at you from the confines of their own car, and you have no clue what they're saying.

You have been warned.

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So what did everyone think? Am I bad at ranting? I don't think I am.

Don't tell Rather Be Reading this, but I'm pretty sure I'm crazier than she is.

Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Anyways I hope you enjoyed my rant, and please go check out my Jily fanfiction, which I completed less than a week ago! Thanks and ily even though I've never written for you guys before!

Sincerely,

Bibliophile169

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DON'T HATE ME!

I know you just read bibliophile's note and you probably don't want to hear me ramble.

But I just wanted to say thanks a bunch to her!!! I really enjoyed her rant and I totally agree with everything.

Should I do these often? If you want to write a rant, comment or post on my message board.

~r.b.r.