Idk (I don't know)
I either actually do know and I just don't want to tell you, or I really don't know. Probably the former.
Idek (I don't even know)
Okay I definitely don't know.
Haha
Your joke wasn't that funny.
Hahahahaha
I took the time to type out all those "Ha's". Your joke has me laughing hysterically.
Lol
I'm saying this because if I say it in real life everyone will consider me annoying.
Gtg (Gotta go)
I either don't want to talk to you anymore, or I really gotta go.
Brb (Be right back)
I'm probably not coming back.
Nm (Nothing much)
I don't feel like explaining what I'm doing right now, and I don't want you to explain what you are occupying your time with either.
Wbu (What about you)
I'm a little desperate to keep talking to you so please don't leave.
Ily (I love you)
It's most likely that I don't actually love you.
Ilysm (I love you so much)Okay I do actually love you.
OMG (Oh my gosh)
It's not that big of a deal, autocorrect capitalized it for me.
OMGGGGGG (OH MY GOOOOOSH)
THIS IS A BIG DEAL NOW PLEASE EXPLAIN!
Helloooooooo
I want you to come back and keep texting me because you probably didn't answer my question. The number of O's determines how much I want you to come back.
Okay
I honestly don't care about what you just said.
Oh
Oh
Cool
That was really boring. Why did you tell me? I literally don't care at all.
Cool!
I'm actually interested in what you just said. Keep talking.
What
I don't really care but I'm bored so I'll listen to your supposedly exciting announcement.
*Any use of emojis*
I'm too excited/sad/shocked/happy/hysterical/any other emotion ever to explain with words, so I'm using emoticons to express it for me. Also, it makes me seem cuter.
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'Sup wonderful people?
Hopefully this helped or something. I don't know, I was super bored this morning so I just wrote this on my computer... It's not a rant exactly but @bibliophile169 is writing my next one so this kind of a filler chapter lol... I didn't even know rants could have filler.
Hope you guys are enjoying. I go back to school Wednesday. Anyone else?
~r.b.r.
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Ranting is Fun
AcakAlthough she has the good life, this teenager has much to complain about. This, friends, is a book of her rants and complaints. You are in no way obligated to agree with her. But if you do, you're pretty cool.
