Ready to break out the teenage angst?
So most teachers are okay. Really, they are. They're not evil people who eat children's souls and melt their bones into earrings and wear their skin as jackets.
Well, most of them don't do that.
But there are some teachers who have convinced me that they have been sent from the very depths of Hell.
#1. The teacher who bashes parents
Okay, this teacher always makes me think one thing.
Seriously?
This is the kind of teacher who will always put off all of their mistakes on the students, and in this example, their parents.
This type of annoying teacher will say:
"The only reason we can even do this activity is because I work my butt off all for you guys and you don't even care. You know what, your parents don't either! They're all lazy jack**ses who don't know what real work is. SUCK IT, ADMINISTRATION!"
I may have exaggerated those last two sentences.
But, I mean, come on! It's one thing to insult us, but our parents?!
#2. The overbearing, overprotective, over-ANNOYING teacher
Uggghhhhh.
These people are TERRIBLE.
I'm just going to jump into the example.
"Dude, shut up, I didn't take your stupid pencil."
"I DO NOT WANT THAT TYPE OF PROFANE LANGUAGE USED IN MY CLASS UNNAMED STUDENT NOW APOLOGIZE TO THE CLASS IMMEDIATELY OR SO HELP ME I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO A DETENTION!"
"Now kids, don't ever forget that we always use hand sanitizer every time we touch anything in this room. I bought you each your own personal bottle."
"Darling, your skirt is 0.000000003 centimeters too short. You're suspended for a month."
"Aw crap!"
"GASP! SUCH PROFANITY! YOU ARE HEREBY EXPELLED AND MY STUDENTS ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE!"
Really. Really?
Look, from middle school and up, there's gonna be some more advanced language. Also, we aren't all germaphobes like you. Lastly, CRY ME A RIVER BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET YOUR SORRY BUTT OVER IT.
#3. The teacher who thinks we are still embryos
These teachers are the ones who treat students like undeveloped dyslexic squirrels.
They spend AGES on things that don't even matter, and then they ask "Do you guys understand?" like five thousand times.
WHEN WE ALL GROAN YES THAT MEANS YES. WHAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ABOUT THIS?!
It's good to make sure your class gets the topic, but if some kids were screwing around, that's their fault. Don't treat the whole class like five-year-olds for it!
It makes me want to figuratively shoot myself in the foot, chop off my leg, and sew it back on myself.
And their classes go on and on and ON.
It's like the clock hates you in those classes. Especially on note days. NO THANK YOU.
If you are planning on a being a teacher, please please PLEASE promise me you won't be any of these things.
If you are, I will find you. And I will hurt you.
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I sound like a typical teen in this rant haha
I have one teacher who pretty much fits all of these. We all hate her and she knows it
If your teachers are like this, leave a snarky comment about 'em. I loooooove hearing you guys' opinions.
PS who else has fall break this week? THANK YOU SCHOOL BOARD
peace✌️
~r.b.r.
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De TodoAlthough she has the good life, this teenager has much to complain about. This, friends, is a book of her rants and complaints. You are in no way obligated to agree with her. But if you do, you're pretty cool.
