Harry Potter Characters X Reader

Sirius X Reader

Nothing's better than alcohol. Except, of course, snogging Sirius Black.

"Do you ever wonder what its like snogging Sirius?" Mary suddenly asked, taking a sip of her own butterbeer. Lily stared at her in disgust, and Dorcas couldn't help but smirk in amusement. Marlene, on the other hand, let out a small smile. It was unnoticeable - but it was there. [Name], however, just shrugged her shoulders loosely.

"Like shit, probably." She said.

"Some say that he is better than Firewhiskey." Dorcas chimed in.

She scoffed. As if. "That's hilarious, Dorcas. Why don't you snog him to make sure, yeah?" At this, Dorcas merely shot her a glare, but [Name] wasn't necessarily sure if she was just teasing or not. "Nothing's better than alcohol. Trust me. Not even Sirius' snogging sessions with girls are better than alcoholic beverages."

"I don't get it, though." Lily said, and we turned out attention to her. "I don't understand why girls flock at him. He's completely insufferable." The girl then continued, putting down her mug of hot chocolate milk. Ah, yes. [Name] completely remembered that Lily hated alcohol. She didn't really know why, but Lily had said something about damaging gross human parts. But [Name] didn't really listen - maybe because she was grossed out by the fact that they were talking about eternal organs. Or maybe because she really just didn't care. It was either both.

"He's good-looking." Marlene reasoned, a small smug smirk on her face. "Some girl ran up to me, I didn't know what her name was, but she told me that Sirius snogs like a sex god or whatever. And he does. Really."

"That's bullshit."

"Not lying here, [Name]."

"Alright then," The [h/c] girl stood up from her seat, and the girls stared at her wondering what the fuck her deal was. No, really. [Name] was completely unpredictable. They didn't know how her brain worked. But maybe that's why they love her. "Oi, Black! C'mere!" [Name] called out. The Three Broomsticks were booming with customers, and it was quite loud. Luckily (And unfortunately.) Sirius was able to hear her call. He looked over to his friends, then back at her, then back at his friends. Sighing, he stood up from his seat and slowly made his way towards her.

"Right here, [Surname]."

"Our friend here," She began, looking towards Dorcas, and she merely rolled her eyes at her. "says that you are one good snogger. I, being [Name], completely disagree. So here I am, asking if you are better than alcohol. Which is highly doubtful."

At this, he half-smirked. Oh, god damn him and his handsome face. If he wasn't so attractive, then maybe [Name] wouldn't have such a hard time handling this. Oh, but no, Sirius was really fucking attractive and she did not bother to deny that. Denying things are pathetic, anyway. And the last time she checked, she wasn't a pathetic person.

"I don't know, love. Why don't you find out for yourself?"

Shit.

"Uh, no thanks."

"Hmm. Then I suppose you wouldn't know the answer, then."

Wow. Rude.

"Do you really want me to snog you, Black?" She inquired with a cocky-tone, arching a brow at him. Hmm. Very [Name]-like. "Because that's not happening. Not in a million years."

"Maybe. Maybe not." He spoke, teasingly. Lily was right. Sirius Black is insufferable. But [Name] liked that. She liked that in him. "Good luck trying to find the answer, then."

Both of the Marauders and the girls stared at them - with amused and bemused expressions on their faces. And they swore, they could feel the sexual tension building up in the both of them. Ah, yes. Teenage hormones. Except, they weren't really 'teenagers' anymore. And thank Merlin for that.

Before Sirius could turn back and go with his friends, [Name] stupidly (yes, stupidly) grabbed his wrist and placed her lips on his - rough. But.. in a more passionate and a hungry way.

Huh. What did you know? Sirius Black is better than alcohol.