(Edited - round 2)
16 more days until Audrey leaves
Louis' POV
(MORE CARROTY STUFF: Me and Liam are going shopping to get me more suspenders. and carrots. and striped shirts. Liam will be broke by the end of the day.)
Liam and I were going shopping to get Liam some new shoes. Harry hates new shoes, Niall was sleeping, and Zayn was busy snogging Perrie.
I laughed an evil and sinister laugh, making the interviewer stare at me like a mad man.
Yes, we are in the middle of an interview. Just me and Harry.
"Ok then," The interviewer said. He must be new to us. "So Harry, what happened to that girl the other day?"
"What girl? I wasn't with any girl." Harry said quickly.
"Oh really now, Harry?" I ask, squinting one eye and glaring at him with the other.
"Ok ok, I was out with..." He starts as he leans into my ear and says, "Katie,"
"Bloody H-E-double hockey sticks! Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" I shout in a joking way.
"Who is it, Louis?" The interviewer asks as he leans in.
"His lady friend." I say with a wiggle of my eyebrows, making the interviewer look at me even weirder. God he needs to stop doing that...
~time skip brought to you by Katie!~
"Liam, it's time to go shopping!" I yell dramatically as I run for the door.
"Louis!" Mel groans in pain. Oops, did I fall on her...?
I'm on top of her in the most inappropriate way possible (seeing as she's still pissed at me because of my last joke). I was on top of her, my right knee in between her legs, my other leg on the other side of her right thigh. My hands had landed on her arms, making me look like I had her restrained. My head jolted forward from the impact, so my face was close enough proximity with her neck that I could reach out and kiss it.
"Louis....get off of me." She growls.
"Nah, I like it here." I smirk as her face turns an unhealthy red color.
"5..." She starts.
"What are you going to do to me?" My voice cracks because I know she will damage my balls.
"4..."
"Come on, Mel!" I say nervously.
"3..."
"2..."
"Ok, ok!" I shout as I get off of her while she smirks.
"Good choice." Mel says as she walks up the stairs.
"Boobear?" Eleanor calls. I turn to see her angelic face smiling at me. "You love me, right? No one else?"
"Of course! What makes you think I wouldn't?" I lie flawlessly.
"Audie claims she read your diary," She whispers, "I didn't like what it said."
"Pssh, Harry probably wrote that." I say with an almost fake scoff.
"Ok, I trust you." She huffs as she adjusts her skinny jeans. Those are Mels...(cue his drooling)
"Don't think I don't see you drooling, Lou." Eleanor smiles as she sashays down the stairs.
Damn, did I ever mention that ass? Doesn't matter, I still want Mel's...Snap out of it Lou! You are dating Eleanor, not Mel! You love Eleanor, not Mel! Come on!
I shake it off and follow El downstairs.
"Guys! I have lunch!" Audie yells from the kitchen.
Everything is a blur when Niall literally jumps over El and I to get to the kitchen. My life flashed before my eyes...it was horrifying.
"Niall! I already told you to stop doing that!" Katie scolds him.
"Sorry Katie..." Niall pouts.
"Sorry wont cut it! Give me chocolate!" Katie yells.
Katie's POV (I had to!)
"Your chocolate is right here." Harry says with a smirk as he rushes right in front of my face. I jerk forward and accidentally (yeah right) kiss Harry. He laughs into the kiss as I pout.
"H-harry!" I yell as I cover my mouth and blush.
"Hey! Don't blame me!" Harry chuckles as he raises his hands in defense. "You kissed me!"
"And you kissed back!" I yell. That...that was my first kiss.
"Girls, girls, you're both pretty, get over it." Mel says with a fake sassy voice.
"Shut up, Mel!" We both yell at the same time.
"Aw, they synchronized!" Audie says as she points at us.
"So cute! It's on Twitter already!" Eleanor says as she shows me her phone.
"No! I will get hate!" I yell dramatically.
"Don't worry babe, just block them." Harry says with a worried voice in my ear, his large hands on my waist.
"She will be fine with you there!" Niall adds looking up from his phone then looking back again.
"I don't ship us." I walked away from him.
In reality, I do.
"Lou, are you sick or something?" Mel asks with a worried voice. "You haven't said anything. You usually say something in situations like this."
"Well—" Louis starts.
"Well you don't know Louis, do you?! You haven't known him longer than I have! So stop acting like you do!" Eleanor yells.
"Well sorry for being caring!" Mel shouts back.
"You know what, forget it! I didn't like you anyway!" Eleanor shouts as he turns her back to us.
"Same here." Mel grumbles.
They both give each other silent treatment.
This is awkward...
(I remember how excited I was with writing this book, I literally lived to write it. I was going through a rough period in my life, and writing this really helped.
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