Eeveelution Foundation

'Gayass Pun For A Title'

The blast door that secured the site opened loudly, revealing the 40 something enemies behind it. Two people in the front raised their weapons, that appeared to be some kind of RPG-type weapon.

"Patrick, use acid armor on me", I commanded. Patrick nodded and my body begun to glow a shade of green. "What the fuck? France and Pops, fire at him!", A man wearing yellow fatigues yelled. The two men in the front fired large rockets at me.  I flinched, thinking that I would be hit and killed.

The rockets hit my body, but instead of exploding they dissolved into me. The two men in the front jumped back in front, "W-what the fuck?! Where did our rockets go?!".  I smiled a sinister smile, "Acid Armor allows a person to take decrease damage from enemy for 30 seconds. Your rockets are basically useless against me".

The man in yellow fatigues covered his mouth, "Young man, what are those creatures?". I walked up to him, "These creatures are gods among men. You call them creatures, I call them Eeveelutions". He recoiled in surprise, "Are you saying that Hundino successfully entered the pokemon universe?". I nodded and smiled at him, "Allow me to show you their power, ama." The man with yellow fatigues stared hard at me,

"Fucks sake, SPFs kill him and take those creatures!" A group of about five men rushed at me, duel-wielding pistols. All wore yellow and black fatigues and had black marks on their faces

"Red, use helping hand!", I yelled with excitment. Red made a noise and pink wisps of light came out around him. The wisps turned into hand-like anomalies that moved towards me. They wrapped around me, causing me to feel stronger.

The first guy swung a curved knife at, hitting me in the arm. Instead of it piercing my skin, it shattered like glass. The man looked at me with a look filled with dread. I punched him, causing him to go flying 20 feet, hitting 6 people over.

"HOLY FUCK!", The second man yelled. He raised his two pistols and begun firing. all of the bullets that hit me made a clank sound and bounced off. Before my fist made contact with him, he looked if he he'd seen a ghost. My fist made contact with his chest, creating a mini-explosion that blew off his chest. That blast caused the three other guys fall backwards. one accidentally fired his left pistol, shooting one of the guys in the head.

The man in yellow fatigues moved backwards, "EVERYONE, KILL HIM NOW!". This command caused a slur of bullets to hit me. All of them bounced off of my body. "Gussie, use shadow ball!", I laughed out. Gustave looked at me annoyed, "Don't call me that!". Gustave pulled his hands together, as if preforming the kamehameha. A dark light that particles of darkness floated around it grew in his hands. He released it on to the crowd of 20 people. All of them disappeared and dissolved into thin air.

"Jesus Christ! This man a God?!", The Yellow Fatigue man exclaimed. Three men who were standing beside him turned to him, "Sir, we need to retreat. If we don't this man will slaughter us like sheep!". The man nodded in response, "I guess your right. DEC, pull out now!".

The 45 other men ran to 5 jeeps on got in. They pulled away from to site, disappearing behind the hill. I walked back inside the site, seeing the 4 other people inside with shocked faces. Deeks ran up to me and shook my hand, "Holy fuck! I didn't know you had that in you!'