THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PARODY, DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I AM SHIT AT SONG WRITING AND THIS WAS MADE OUT OF PURE BOREDOM SO IT'S ABSOLUTE GARBAGE
ALSO ITS NOT FINISHED
I APOLOGIZE, ESPECIALLY TO MY LOVELY HAMLIZA SHIPPERS WHO HAVE TO READ THIS TRASH
Having said that I regret nothing, boredom is a dangerous thing
[ALEXANDER]
I admit, I've always been the one to grab the spotlight
Congress was the devil and we were dealing with food shortage
Valley Forge was already hot enough since June
But you walked and my heart went "FUCK"
Trying to avoid your eyes from my side of the table
Your stance is so dazzling, puts me under pressure
[ALEXANDER AND SOLDIERS]
Write more letters, there's no time to spare
[ALEXANDER]
Grab my quill and to myself I whisper "Don't you stare" (ohhhh~)
The General makes his way across the room with you
I panic for a second, thinking "I'm screwed"
He makes me stand up and I have to look at you
Then you look right back at me and shockingly I'm
SPEECHLESS
Damn, look at those eyes
(Look into your eyes
I feel my breath leaving)
Oh— SPEECHLESS
I'm aware, oh no
Built my walls so high and now they're all falling down
I'm speechless
I don't want to be into you
(Look into your eyes)
But goddamn, just look at you
(I feel my breath leaving
I'm speechless)
Built my walls so high and now they're all falling down
[LAURENS]
Where are you taking me?
[WASHINGTON]
To most loyal soldier on this camp, he'll guide you around
[LAURENS]
Then by all means lead the way
[ALEXANDER]
Alexander Hamilton, at your service
[LAURENS]
Hamilton?
[ALEXANDER]
(Shrugging) It's Scottish
[LAURENS]
It'll be a pleasure to serve by your side
[WASHINGTON]
I'll leave you two to it
[HAMILTON]
ONE WEEK LATER
We write together daily
I feel my heart speed up every time our hands touch barely
I complain to Lafayette because I don't know how to deal with this
[LAFAYETTE]
I'm just saying, if you really love me would share him
[ALEXANDER]
STOP
Two months later
In our shared tent, resting
Laurens' stone faced as I'm taking off my breeches
And that's it, I don't know what happens next so y'all can imagine it. I promise I'll try to post quality content to make up for this lmao
