Author's Bullshit

Congratulations! Its a dick

The title is weird I know just bear with me

So I just remembered this argument I had with this two incompetent angsty assholes and I'm going to low key complain, high key make fun of it just because

So this person made a post about Lams in Hamino, and they weren't being rude or making any wild assumptions, they literally were just talking about what they read about their relationship in Chernow's biography and that was it.

And this one asshole came along and wrote something similar to

"Hamilton
Had
A
Wife"

That format and everything (though I'm not so sure about the underline but oh well, it was still really edgy)

And I'm like "bitch wtf" and I respond to them in that same format that it doesn't matter, that Hamilton met Laurens years before Eliza, and that they should stop being a dick.

And they're like "iM nOt BeInG a DiCk" which, they were. Honestly people talk about Lams shippers like we're the only assholes but damn half of the Lams nonbelievers I've met always unnecessarily act like assholes. It's like they see a Lams post and think "time to ruin someone's day with my party shitting condescending ass"

But the point is, many answers after that they say something like "I'm aware I wasn't being nice"

AND IM LIKE

WHY👏DO👏YOU👏SAY👏YOU👏WEREN'T👏BEING👏A👏DICK👏WHEN👏YOU'RE👏CLEARLY👏AWARE👏YOU👏WERE👏INDEED👏BEING👏A👏TINY, 👏FLACID👏DICK

Oh and then there was this other part in which they were like "uM if Hamilton was gay he would've done anything to legalize homosexuality" even though that would've been unbelievably stupid.

Hamilton could've been THE GAYEST man alive and he still wouldn't have done anything to legalize homosexuality, he cared too much about his appearances in politics. And I tell them so, and they respond that they don't know anything about Hamilton's politics because they don't care about them

AND IM LIKE

LIKE WHY YOU MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THINGS YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HONEY—

Oh and their friend that bugged in, they were such a scratchy, puss filled, swollen pain in the butt. After I mentioned that Alex and John met before Eliza they went all

"uM bUt AlExAnDeR loVeD eLiZa" and something about me not being in the position to correct people when my own facts were wrong or something along those lines.

And I just had to laugh because I never said Hamilton didn't love Eiza, and because I told them to not put words in my mouth I never said I was apparently being an angry nine year old according to them.

I told them they were just making themselves look bad because, they kinda were lmao.

And they said they were going to be the "bigger person" and leave (spoiler alert they didn't)

In the end I'm pretty sure they blocked me. It's their loss anyway I'm a freaking ray of sunshine and skittles.

Moral of the story? Is fun to make fun of old arguments.