If this person thinks they're doing John any justice by essentially saying he was a RAPIST and disregarding that he still found the turtles interesting because HE LIKED NATURE AND TURTLES ARE NATURE they're WRONG.People like this are literally no better than soft turtle boi John people. Heck you could even say they're worse because they go around acting like the got the absolute truth while still spilling absolute bs and making John seem like he worse human ever like literally just stop.
Also how dare you call turtles ugly.
—An offended turtle owner.