This rant is gonna be really dumb but I'm an annoyed Turtle Mom.
You know how many freaking College AU fanfics I've read in which John has like five turtles, maybe more! on an aquarium on his dorm!?
First of all, that aquarium can't be much bigger then ten gallons if it's going to be on a frigging college dorm, maybe twenty if John is willing to sacrifice his desk. My point?
ONE TURTLE CAN BARELY LIVE ON AN AQUARIUM LIKE THAT, LET ALONE MORE. AND THAT ONE TURTLE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO BE A BABY
AND HAVING ALL OF THOSE TURTLES IN THAT ONE AQUARIUM IS LEGIT JUST ANIMAL ABUSE
You know how this could be resolved?
IF PEOPLE GOOGLED BASIC TURTLE CARE AND CLICKED THE FIRST TAB
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You see this grumpy fucker? That's my girl, and that tiny piece of shit needs at the very least a twenty gallon aquarium to live properly, we have one bigger cause we don't want to buy another one of those for a looong while.
So not only do people make John be absolutely obsessed with turtles to the point where it's kinda creepy, he also has the same amount of knowledge about turtles as a pet store worker.
Meaning he knows shit.
So, the only thing I ask for is, PEOPLE DO FIVE MINUTES OF RESEARCH BEFORE WRITING. JUST FIVE!
Also if he's on a college dorm where the heck does he dump the dirty water from the aquarium? (Not that fanfic John ever changes his turtle's water bud hypothetically speaking)
