MORE D&D SHIT BECAUSE I'M OBSESSED!
So last session was, uh, interesting.
-We heard the words "YOU ALMOST KILLED A SIX YEAR OLD" come from another campaign so that was interesting.
-"The people here can be quite.. *disappointed sigh" racist." —The town's cleric.
-We went looking for our contact, a Drow named Iarno (dunno if that's how you spell it). The plan involved burning down an abandoned tavern but that didn't happen unfortunately.
-The dwarf was asking Iarno questions and after the DM specified he was quite handsome half of the table decided we wanted to know if he was single. He was, AND WITH REASON
-Fast forward, the guy is getting borderline threatening so everyone who's not the dwarf (the rest of us were spying through the window) decided we would simultaneously break in.
-Remember how the other day I thought a girl had died but really she only passed out? Well, the DM accidentally rolled a nat 20 today, and let's just say that the place were the girl's character used to be now looks like Infinity War's final scene. She's now playing as her character's dragon.
-"THIS IS WHY HE'S SINGLE" "Iarno or [our DM's name]?" "BOTH" —The players.
-"Yes, I based him off myself" –The DM.
