Euthanasia ||Awsten Knight||

1- tour

"HELLO MY FELLOW MOTHERFUCKERS IT IS I, THE UNICORN QUEEN. WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL, TODAY WE'RE GONNA DO A QnA." I began to read the questions popping up on the live stream, although most of them just said stuff like 'HOLY SHIT HI ALEX' and 'WTF I LOVE YOU' but I ignored those and looked for questions.

"What would I name my boat? Probably something like Boaty McBoatface or Sinky McSinkerson because I'm not a sailor and I'd probably die. Next question!"

"Am I in a relationship? No I am not."

"The messiest person I know is myself. Or maybe Nixie I don't know."

"Is Nixie there? I think she's here. She might've gone to get groceries or something though."

"Do you name your instruments, yes I do. I have a kazoo and his name is Ernest McDonald the Third. No first or second only the third. My ukulele is named Persephone, and my guitar is named Mercury after Freddie Mercury.

"What toasts your buns? Vines. Vines toast my buns."

"What's your favorite vine? I hAvE tO rEsTaRt My PoTaToEs! Or maybe, 'wHerE dO yOu WaNnA gEt a HeALtHy SnAcK ReBeCcA? I WANT CHIPOTLE. I said a hEALTHY SNACK REBECCA'!

"What band do you wanna tour with? WATERPARKS, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. I LOVE THEM."

"Are you working on your new album? Yes we are, that's all I'm allowed to say so please don't ask anymore."

"Are you mad at Stella for leaving the band? Oh fuck no! She got the chance to be a part of a wonderful ballet company, I legit would have kicked her out if she didn't take that opportunity."

"Who are you going on tour with next? I'm not allowed to say. And please don't ask me to leak it because I legit don't know. They all know that I can't keep my mouth shut, so they just don't tell me. I am literally the Tom Holland of the emo music world."

"What do you want fans to bring you on your next tour? Hmm... Hot Topic gift cards. Lots of em. And another ukulele. BRING ON THE UKULELES! And also some ukulele cases. Soprano uke please. I need another one. Thank you."

"Are you going on warped this year? If I am, I have not been made aware yet. I don't think so?"

"Why do you love unicorns so much? It's all just a subconscious effort to get the true unicorn queen Mikey Way to notice me. Also because they're pretty. And I relate to them because they're beautiful flamboyant rainbows that nobody believes in."

"Well shit y'all, I gotta go now. The responsible mom wants to talk to me apparently." I said, then waved and ended the live stream. I walked to where our bass player, Leriyah (aka the responsible mom), had called an emergency band meeting. She sat on the couch and leaned forward, her long blonde hair spilling over her shoulders.

"Alright, guys, so... we were just invited to go on Warped Tour." She said, grinning.

"Holy shit, really?" Jack asked.

"Really." She pushed up the thick black glasses that framed her blue eyes.

"Finally, we're actually getting somewhere with this whole band thing!" Nixie clapped in excitement, "Alex's YouTube channel isn't our main source of income anymore! Our first tour holy shit!"

"You act like we were a super underground band that no one's ever heard of. We're actually pretty popular." I laughed.

"Well that's your fault Dallon Weekes' sibling." Jack said jokingly.

"Ah fuck, we gotta call up Eve and ask her if she's free all summer," Nixie said, pulling out her phone.

"Guys, this is gonna be amazing. We're finally making it to the big leagues." Leriyah grinned.

"I know! It's so exciting!" I exclaimed.

Aye new story! I've had this idea for a while and really wanted to post it but anyways HERE IT IS FINALLY. It's kinda short by my standards but I like it. I kinda just realized that there weren't many gender neutral fanfics out there, so in this story the main character's name is Alex Lunar and they are non-binary and use they/them pronouns. Also they're a YouTuber.

-Alex🌈