(I'm having what they call writers block so this chap is just some funny things I came up with, so I hope you laugh at least once and if you don't I'm going to cry ;-;)
Chara: *is about to eat cereal*
Frisk: Daddy can you teach me how to twerk?
Chara: *drops the bowl* Who are you twerking for???
Frisk: You of course!
Chara: Nah who are you twerking for Frisk?!
Frisk: You baby-
Chara: nAh WhO tHe FuCk-
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Asriel: Oh hey what's up Frisk?
Frisk: *looks up* uuhhh....The sky?
Asriel: EEEEERRRRRHHHHH! The correct answer was my grades.
Frisk: BITCH!!!
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Amber: I'm so boorrreeedd
Chara: Hi so booorrreedd I'm Chara
Amber:.......Why??? Just why?
Chara: Because I'm fabulous *dramatic pose*
Amber: Leave the door is that way.
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Frisk: Oooh baby look! It's my childhood movie!
Chara: *looks at the tv and sees high school musical* Oh god...
Frisk: I used to love this movie!
Chara: Babe please turn it off.
Frisk: *sings along* We're all in this together!
Chara: Oh god please stop
Frisk: *continues singing* And it shows when we stand hand and hand!
Chara: End my suffering...
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These next three aren't mine
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Chara: Hey Frisk is your dad a thief? Because he must've-
Frisk: Stolen the stars and put them in my eyes, ya I've heard that one before.
Chara: *whispers* yes hello 911 I'd like to report a crime. There is a possible thief in my house...
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Chara: *talks to flowey*
Frisk: Chara! Is that a weed?! I'm calling the police! *puts 911 in the microwave*
Chara: Babe that's not gonna-
911 what's your emergency?
Chara: *confuzled*
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Frisk: *talks to Undyne*
Chara: Frisk! Is that the feds?! I'm calling the weed! *puts 302 in the microwave*
Frisk: Chara what are you-
What chu need fool?
Frisk: The hell....*confuzled*
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Ruler Of My Soul
RomanceChara is king, Asriel has gone missing, and there is another human in the underground. What will happen? (Chara is a boy, Frisk is a girl)
