3 Irritating Idiots And a Silent Girl (One Piece fanfiction)

Chapter 37 Heaven

Law's POV

We stopped losing time and started boarding the cart. "Law! The smoke!" I heard Emiko shouting for me.

I turned my head around and saw the poisonous gas drifting to us. "Hurry up!" I motioned the others.

"Emiko, you should go up first." I told her. "Hai!" Emiko nodded, transforming her arms into a pair of wings and flew to the cart.

"SUGOI! EMIKO YOU CAN FLY!" Luffy shouted in the cart. I looked behind and saw Kid, slowly walking to the cart.

"If you're going to walk that slow you're wasting our time!" I walked to him.

"Like you're not." He snarled at me. "Tch, bastard." I insulted him.

"What was that?!" He raised his fist, preparing to throw his fist at me. "Kid-sama! We need to go now!" Emiko shouted.

Kid turned behind and saw the gas coming in our direction. "C'mon, go to your 'girlfriend'." I teased, emphazising the girlfriend.

"Oh shut up!" He snapped, running towards me. I had an idea.

I used my plan and ran to the cart. "Catch me if you can~!" I mocked Emiko. "SHUT UP!" He ordered me, picking up his pace.

"Ah~ Kid-sama~ I'm so tired~!" I tried my best to be girly and climbed the ladders. "I'M GOING TO GET YOU REAL GOOD YOU BASTARD!" He shouted.

Soon, we reached the top. I searched for Emiko and a dark blue hair girl caught my eyes. "Miss Emiko! Kid is going to kill me!" I ran to her.

"H-Huh?" She turned behind and saw Kid chasing after me. I hid behind her and looked at Kid.

"Tch, baka." He muttered under his breath. "Law, there's time for playing but not now, the smoke is coming." She told me. I snapped out of my childishness and cleared my throat.

I went to make the cart move by pulling the switch. Soon, the cart was moving in a fast pace.

"YAHOO! THIS IS FUN!" Luffy screamed while Emiko on the other side, held on my arm for her dear life.

The wind smacked our face as we rode through the tunnel. Soon, rubbles from the mountain collapsed behind us.

"WHAT THE HELL?! WE ALMOST DIED!" Usopp screamed. "We're currently in a mountain underground, if the mountain collapsed while we're underground we're going to be buried alive." I explained.

"DON'T EXPLAIN IT IN A CALM MANNER!" Both Emiko and Usopp screamed at me. Kid stood there and chuckle at the both of them.

"Yosh! Onwards!" Luffy screamed. Not long, the cart stopped moving. "T-The cart stopped moving." Emiko whispered at Usopp.

Realisation strucked them as they both screamed, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!".

Their screams were not helping, the gas and rubble was getting nearer and nearer to us.

"Anybody here can generate wind?!" I shouted. "Me." One of Luffy's crewmate, Nami raised her hands up.

"Make a big one." I smirked at her. Nami took out a blue pole and took out it's pieces and rearranged them.

"Wind tempo!" She shouted. Soon, we were back with the cart running again.

"KYAAAA!" Emiko and Usopp screamed, holding each other while we were sent flying out of the mountain.

Soon, the wheels of the cart collided with the pale white snow and landed with a crash.

"D-D-Did we survive?" Usopp asked Emiko. "No, I think we're in heaven because the lights are blinding my eyes." She whispered.

"You're still alive you idiots." Kid lightly smacked Emiko's shoulder. "That must be God." Usopp whispered. "Oh my goodness, God-sama is here to punish you for being a pirate." She told him.

"Miss Emiko, you're not dead." I chuckled at her. "HAHAHAHAHA! EMIKO AND USOPP, YOU'RE SO FUNNY!" Luffy grabbed his stomach while laughing at the both of them.

"O-Oh! Sorr- I mean I knew that," She stood up and dust herself. "Usopp we're not dead." She harshly whispered, lightly kicking him.

"WE DID IT BECAUSE OF THE MIGHTLY HELP OF CAPTAIN USOPP IN SNIPER ISLAND!" Usopp proudly did his pose. "Usopp-san, sugoi!" Chopper and Luffy exclaimed.

"Where's Caesar?" I asked Emiko. "With Sanji." She replied, looking for him.

"Sanji-kun! Is Caesar with you?!" She ran to him. "Hai Emiko-chan~" He said, grabbing Caesar.

I smirked, our plan is going to be smooth. Not long, we heard crashes.

Emiko and the rest and turned our heads to the sound. We looked at the sea and saw Luffy's ship and someone else's...

"Captain Kid! Emiko-chan!" We heard a voice. Kid looked at the unknown ship and smirked.

"Killer-sama!" Emiko exclaimed, running to the ship. "I thought you were going to leave us here!" She beamed at a man.

The man had long and wild blonde hair that falls to his thighs. He wore a plain, light blue and white mask with many holes on it.

That was the only clothing that distracted me. "How could leave our Captain's future Pirate Queen here?!" He shouted.

Pirate Queen?

"Killer..." He gave him a death smile. "I mean non-Pirate Queen!"

Kid's POV

"I-I mean non-Pirate Queen!" He changed his words, I facepalmed at his stupidness.

"Sugoi, Kid! This is your crew?!" Luffy exclaimed. I ignored him and walked next to Emiko.

"HI MASKED GUY!" Luffy waved at Killer.

"Captain Kid, while you were away, we caught our enemies with one of Luffy's crewmates help." Killer explained holding up their enemies.

There were two person.

One was a woman of a average size. She wore skimpy, velevt French maid outfit that reveals her legs and a little bit of her bra.

And the other one was a large man with thin limbs. His hair was arranged in a propeller-like formation, making him look like an idiot.

"Good job." I praised the crew, smirking at them. "Well, you could say that we're SUPER good at fighting!" A cyborg said, doing his signature pose, I supposed he's one of Luffy's crewmates.

"They're one of Joker's assassin, Baby 5 and Buffalo." Law monotone voices came out of his mouth.

"Who cares? We kidnapped Caesar and the two of them, it's time for a," Luffy said, looking at Emiko. Emiko looked at Luffy for a second and beamed widly at him. "CELEBRATION!" The both of them jumped in happiness.

"C-Celebration?! Mugiwara-ya, Miss Emiko, there's no time for that!" Law said.

"YOSH! SANJI! LET'S PARTY!" Luffy said, completly ignoring Law.

"C-Captain Kid, should we join them?" Killer asked. "What do you think?!" I replied. "Y-Yes Captain!" He gave me a mocking salute.

"C'mon Kid, live a little." Emiko gave me her common smile. "I'd rather not." I replied with no intetest.

"Please?"

"No."

"Just for a while?"

"No."

"Okay, if you say so." She sighed.