Tit For Tat

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Conan's POV

" You Jerk!!!" She glared at me hard.

" Who are you talking about?" I asked her.

" Don't act so smart. What have you done to my bike?! I will kill you." She said angrily but I don't know why I found it so cute.

" Ok, come on. Let's see how do you kill me." I said igniting her more.

" You... You are a cold hearted jerk. I hate you to the end." She said.

" I know you are lying." I said and she rolled her eyes.

" Don't flutter yourself." She said and I chuckled inwardly.

" You should consider yourself lucky that I am considering you to give my precious time. Girls are dying out there to have it." I said.

" Oh, really?! Then why don't you give it to them? I am not dying anyways. No rush." She said. Sense of humor.

" Yeah, you don't deserve that as well. Why am I wasting my time on a ugly girl like you?" I said.

" Yeah, a f*cker like you should be f*cking some f*cking whore somewhere not having a decent talk with me." She said irritatingly. I chuckled inwardly. Savage enough!!! No worries I can tame the wild.

" I thought you are an innocent girl and you don't know the 'f' word." I said smirking at her.

" I am 21." She said.

" No worries. I am 27. Still 6 years older than you." I said raising one of my eyebrows.

" Oh, sorry. I should have called you grandpa. A jerk for a grandpa. How weird is that!!!" She asked me and I chuckled.

" Very very weird." I said. " Don't you think you yourself are also a bit weird?" I asked her.

" Not a bit I think I am completely weird. But that doesn't have anything to do with you, Mr. Jerk." She said. " But.. you destroyed my bike. You have to repay for it. How dare you!!!" She said gritting her teeth.

" How do you know that it's mine?! Do you have any proof?" I asked her.

" You...." She said and stopped.

" Yes, me?" I asked her smirkingly.

" You destroyed my bike. I will destroy you." She said.

" Really?! Oh!! I am so scared of you." I said sarcastically.

" I am serious." She said coldly.

" Ok. Then let's see how do you destroy me. I will enjoy your struggling though." I said to her. She glared hard.

" Yeah keep laughing. I will also see how long does that exists." She said glaring at me.

" It will exist until I die. No one can snatch it anymore. Not you not anyone else." I said seriously. She rolled her eyes.

" Like you said you can't predict the future. But I can see your future. Bright and clear." She said.

" Really?! What are you seeing? A beautiful woman and kids?" I asked her. " I think you are seeing yourself as that woman." I teased her.

" I am watching you are dead somewhere." She said coldly. I chuckled.

" Oh, you want to be widow before even getting married? It's not a sign of a good wife though. I don't want a wife like that." I said.

" I am a witch now go, die somewhere, I am not even bothering myself thinking about you." She said coldly.

" Are you sure about that?" I asked her.

" Yeah. Go. Die. Go away." She said.

" No. Not that. Are you sure that you are a witch?" I asked her. Laughing so hard inwardly.

" Yes. Of course I am 100% sure. But I don't think you have to do something with that." She said.

" Of course I do. Aren't you my wife to be?" I asked her and she rolled her eyes.

" Yes, in your dream." She said.

" My dream? Nah!! That's something else." I said. It's your destruction. I reminded myself.

" Of course. Your dream should be like f*cking some f*cking wh*re." She said rolling her eyes. Damn this girl is so cute.

Focus!!! Focus!!! Concentrate on your aim. I scolded myself. But she was making it hard for me. Very very hard.

" Nah. Not a whore but it's might be my wife. Oh, it can be you as well." I said.

" Yeah, sure. Let's get married. How about that?" She asked me sarcastically.

" Now?! Yeah, sure. I don't have any problem though." I said to her. She rolled her eyes.

" You have crashed my bike. I will crash you." She said.

" Oh? This why I was saying earlier why do you look so similar to Hulk." I said to her.

" Shut the hell up and go away. Go find a bi*ch and die." She said.

" Where did you get this foul mouth of yours? I wonder how come your mom doesn't know how frequently you use slangs. Does she know that?" I asked her.

" No. Because she is dead." She said in a very very cold tone and I was taken aback for awhile. I didn't know that her mom is no more. " I didn't even want her to know that. I hate her anyways." She said. Hate her mom!!! Why is that!!? " Why even I am telling these to a stranger?! Mind your own business. Don't interfere in mine. I am already messed. Don't mess me up more." She said.

" But I really want to mess you up. What do you think about that?" I asked her.

" Die." She said to me.

" No rush. Me too." I smirked.

" Don't you think you are a certified stupid?! How did you make billions?! I think you did something wrong." She said.

" Yeah, I robbed Swiss bank." I said.

" I guessed it right." She said sarcastically.

" Yeah. Do you want to have a reward for that?" I asked her.

" Yes. I want to give you a tight slap across your face. So that all my fingers get printed on your face for a few days." She said. I chuckled.

" You will hurt yourself, Sweetheart." I said.

" Don't sweetheart me." She gritted.

" Oh!! You are angry, Sweetheart?" I asked her.

" Just leave before I break your face." She said.

" Though I wanted to stay with you but I have some important things to do. So I have to leave. Bye, Sweetheart. See you soon." I said.

" Never. See you never." She said.

" We will see." I said chuckling.

I walked towards my car and chuckled. I drove my car and stopped in front of her. " By the way, do you need a lift?" I asked her. " I can give you one though." I said and she glared at me. " Ok, I am going then. See you soon. Bye, Sweetheart." I said and started to drive. I laughed out loud and stopped at once when I heard a sound of breaking the rear windshield glass. I stopped the car at once.

" This is called tit for tat, you jerk." I heard her screaming.

Jesus!! This girl!!

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