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Levi stared deeply into my eyes. "Y/N," he said sternly. "I need to say something."

"What is it?" I ask, as the sakura blossoms swiftly brushed my face.

"I....I don't know how to tell you," he looks down sadly. What is it? 

"Y/N.... I am your dad," he finally says. What??!! My brethren, whoms'td  I had affairs with is my father?!??!? "Also, Y/N...."

"Y-yes?" I hesitate.

"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal."

NO WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHAT? HE'S BEEN HIDING THIS FROM ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!

"Also.... I am a Russian Spy. And..." he looks away from me sadly. "I am concealing my true identity. I have been lying. I am actually......











URRR MOMMI A A A A A A A A A"

AYYYYY LMAO SYYYKKKK (ladies and gentlemen), WE GOT EMMMMMM

{Note: this was written by my dear, dear ass sister Doreahs. It's not real and Levi isn't (y/n)'s father 😂. So, she got into my account and here this is}

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