Pick Up Line War

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Shawn: Pick Up Line War! Go!

Me: Do you have a map?

Me: Because I'm getting lost in your eyes

Shawn: Did you just fart...because you blew me away

Me: Do you have a band-aid....because I just scraped me knee falling for you

Shawn: If you were a booger I'd pick you first

Me: Are you African because African love you

Shawn: Are you Jamaican because Jamaican me smile

Me: Are you from Tennessee...because you're the only ten-I-see 

Shawn: Do your legs hurt?

Shawn: Because you're been running in my mind all day

Me: Can I follow you home? Because my parents told me to follow my dreams

Shawn: Out of 10 you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need

Me: If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber

Shawn: Did you sit on sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass

Me: Baby, I'll treat you like my homework...I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

Shawn: You're like my pinky toe, I'll bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

Me: Are you a light switch because you sure know how to turn me on

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A/n - Hey guys there is plenty more where that came from lol, if you liked it give it a vote! Comment on which one was your favourite, mine was the farting one and the African one.

Until Next Time. Much Love.

- Jess xx

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