Pick Up Lines Part 2

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Shawn: Lol, ok so there's 21 letters in the alphabet

Me: 26....

Shawn:Oh right I forgot u r a q t
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Shawn: Is your dad a terrorist?
Me: No???
Shawn: Because you da bomb!
Me: 🤦‍♀️
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Shawn: Are you a thief?
Shawn: Because you stole my heart
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Me: I would give you my heart but you already have it 😘
Shawn: Hey I seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?
Me: Since I don't know your name, can I call you mine?
Shawn: Hey you're hot, let's f*ck.
Me: ummm.......
Shawn: 😏😏😏
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Shawn: I like legos, you like legos
Me: ...Not this again 🤦‍♀️
Shawn: Let's build a relationship
Me: 🙄
Shawn: Are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.
Me: Are you an Astronaut because damn baby your ass is out of this world
Shawn: Lets play carpenter, you be the nail and I'll be the hammer and I'll nail you 😏
Me: Sorry but I don't think you have enough wood. Hehehe.
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A/n - Hey guys hope you liked this one if you did give it a vote please!
Until Next Time. Much Love.
- Jess xx

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