Poems and Proverbs of the Crazy

Me, Myself and I

Me: I have a plan!

Myself: What would that be?

Me: To eat pie!

Myself: How does that help us get out of this pit?

I: More importantly, where do we get the pie?

Me: You guys are downers.

Myself: We're you!

I: Sh! Someone's coming!

Myself: Who's going to talk?

Me: I will!

I: Thanks!

Me: That's not what I-

I: Shut up! They're right above us!

*New person falls into pit*

New person: Ah! Ouch! Who put this pit here!

I: I don't know.

Me: *Whispers* Stop talking in third person!

I: Sh!

New person: Are you talking to yourself?

Myself: Nope, just Me, Myself and I.

I: I told you to stop talking!

New person: How long have you been down here?

Me: About a year?

I: I SAID STOP TALKING!!!

Myself: Fine, sheesh.

I: Thank you.

New person: Can I leave now?

I: If you can find a way out.

New person : Um, I'm just going to use this ladder...

I: Ha! There is no ladder! Wait, how are you floating like that?

Me: He's a witch!

Myself: He's a guy, so wouldn't he be a wizard?

Me: He's a wizard!

Myself: Or maybe a warlock.

Me: He's a warlock!

Myself: Or maybe-

I: Will you two stop talking!?

Myself: You're not in charge of us!

Me: Hey look, a pie!

Myself: There's no- There is a pie!

I: Pie! It's mine!

Myself: We all have the same body, idiot.

I: Stop talking!

Myself: Make me!

Me: I like pie!