| Connor & Hank | One Shots (Discontinued)

Coffee and Chocolate Muffin

A/N reverse AU where Connor is human-- jeez why do I have to explain that?

Okay I'll still call Hank as a RK800 because you know "be unique as possible"

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Connor Anderson. One of the brightest detectives in Detroit. Nobody knows him, or what he even did. Everyone takes all the credit. Leaving him in the backstage.

But he was glad for them. Seeing his coworkers get promoted because of him. Some knew his efforts, trying to make him go to the front row. Making him speak up that he solved the case.

But still, it'll have the same ending. Someone gets the credit, leaving him in the back.

As for Captain Amanda Stern, the man has a potential. Seeing what he has done to everyone makes her frustrated about him. She would even nag him to don't let anyone to get all the credit.

But the human can't help it. He doesn't want the spotlight. Connor liked the backstage.

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Connor finished his 11th cup of coffee. The detective wanted to finish his case, before a new one comes out. So he hadn't slept in a whole month. Leaving him sleep deprived.

"The 12th cup for the sleepless human." A male walked towards his desk holding the 12th coffee cup.

"Thanks, Gav.." Connor looked up tossing the pen. He took the cup and drank it.

"You look like a panda, Con Con." Gavin and Connor had been friends back when they're still in the Police Academy. Ever since they're inseparable.

"Shut up, just one more file I'm done." Connor replied.

"Jeez, maybe this time you should tell them you actually solved it, not somebody else.." Gavin sighed loudly.

"I don't know, man.." The brunette went back to his paperwork. "Thanks for the coffee, by the way."

"No problem, weirdo." His friend winked both eyes.

"You can't even wink." Connor chuckled.

"At least I'm trying." He frowned playfully. "I'll be in my desk, just tell me if you need something. Or maybe a 13th cup.''

"Yeah thanks again."

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The local coffee shop was Detective Anderson's hang out place. If he has the time he would go there and treat himself something to eat, like a muffin or any other sweets he liked.

"Detective Anderson." A male suddenly approached him as he he takes a bite of a chocolate muffin. "My name is Hank, I'm the android sent by Cyberlife."

"Oh god... Really?" Connor looked up and frowned annoyingly.

"There was a homicide, involving a Cyberlife android. People said you must be in your day off, so I found you here."

"It's obvious, asswipe." The human chuckled. He took a sip of his coffee. "A homicide?.."

"Yes." The RK800 nodded firmly.

"Well Hanky, good thing you met me in a good mood." He smirked.
"Show me the place."

Connor drove to the scene. It was a convenience store. It was the most disgusting scene. Human blood smeared in the big glass windows. Officers was all over the area.

"I thought its your day off?" Gavin looked at his best friend.

"Well this guy." Connor pointed the RK800 behind him. "And can't say no to gruesome murder."

"It's your lucky day, the convenience store just turned into a blood pool." The detective chuckled. "The murder weapon is a phcking bat. And guess what, no fingerprints."

Hank scanned the area. Checking any clues of how did it happened. Cadavers of people were scattered on the floor, drowned by their own blood. Some are even kids. The RK800 noticed the small drip of blue blood. It didn't disappeared yet so meaning it was fresh. They said that they didn't saw the suspect when they entered the building, but for sure it was still inside.

The android bent down to investigate the thirium closer. He took a test by licking it.

"Holy sh*t, Hank." Connor frowned at the RK800. "Disgasthang."

"I was analyzing the blood, asswipe." Hank replied. "I read samples at real time. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel disgusted."

"Did you just called me an 'asswipe'?" The brunette added.

"Yes."

"And that's part of your programming?"

"Of course."

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A/N idk unique as possible my ass-

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