Kokichi: Whens the camera starting
Shuichi: It just did...
Kokichi: Oh..Hello everybody its me your uncle john~
Shuichi: Uncle john?
Kokichi: its a lie~
Shuichi: why am i not surprised
Kokichi: Welcome back to the dice show!
Kokichi: Today were gonna see if robots have dicks
Gonta: Kokichi said that gonta can show you the bugs
Kokichi: thats for later gonta
Gonta: oh okay sorry to interrupt thats not very gentleman like of me
Shuichi: Its okay gonta
Kokichi: Annyywhoo~ to start of the investigation were going to go to a mechanic who probably knows cuz she's a slut~
Shuichi:....
Kokichi: lets go~
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Kokichi: Hey bitch-san!
Miu: *Blushes* ehh~ bitch-san~~
Kokichi: do you know if robots have dicks
Miu: the ones I make do
Shuichi: What about other robots?
Miu: HEY EMO HAIR WHY ARE YOU FUCKIN FILMIN THIS!?
Kokichi: Its for my show~
MIu: *sigh* welp i don't know about other fuckin robots but mine defiantly do~
Kokichi: welp your useless~
Miu: *blushes* Useless?!
Shuichi: Don't mind him you've been helpful
Kokichi: ....Are you cheating on me shuichi?
Shuichi: HUH?! OF COURSE IM NOT!
Kokichi: Okie~
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Keebo: What a lovely day
Kokichi: KEEEBBOOO~~~
Keebo: *Sigh* I take it back
Kokichi: Do you have a dick
Keebo: WHAT KIND OF ROBOPHOBIC QUESTION IS THAT?! AND WHY AM I BEING FILMED?!
Kokichi: Take your pants off~
Shuichi: Kokichi stop cheating on me!
Kokichi: I'm not just wanna see his dick theres a difference
Shuichi: you said you wouldn't try to strip him!
Shuichi drops the camera and stomps off
Kokichi: Shuich!!!
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Gonta walks around to find a camera on the ground
Gonta: oh? its time
He records a bug documentry
Gonta: that was nice
