I haven't updated in a longggg time and I kind of miss wiring this book so here I am!
Kokichi: nishsi~ I told ya I'm completely straight Shuichi so there's no way I could have murdered Kaede
Shuichi: SORE WA SHIGA YO!
Kokichi: NANI?!
Shuichi: KOKICHI ADMIT IT YOU ARE GAY!
Kokichi:....nishishi why do you want me to be gay or perhaps you're gay yourself~
Shuichi: HAH?!
Kokichi: U N O R E V E R S E C A R D
Shuichi: liar liar pants on fire!
Kokichis pants literally light up in fire
Kokichi: Im GoNnA lIvE tI'Ll I dIe!
Shuichi: OH CRAP I NEED WATER
Kirumi: mom to the rescue
Kirumi Naruto runs towards them with a bucket of water and splashes Kokichi with it
Celeste: did someone say fire...oh nvm to late to the party
Celeste summons a pirate ship from the power of water bending and sails away to live the pirate life
Meanwhile in Gontas garden:
Gonta sees a bug
Gonta: oh hello new friend, Gonta's name is Gonta and Gonta loves warm hugs ^.^
Stan Gonta...ahem anyway back to the main plot
Kaede looks at the sky and sees something green
Blackpink: Look up in the sky its a bird its a plane
The avocado Rantaro levitates towards the ground
Rantaro: G R E E T I N G S M O R T A L S D O Y O U H A V E A N Y A V A C A D O S T O S A C R I F I C E
Avocado: to sacrifice my own life for fruits
Rantaro: A B R A VE A V A C A D O H A S V O L U N T E E R E D A S T R I B U-
Katniss: I VOLUNTEEEERRRRR
Rantaro: T O O L A T E
Rantaro levitates towards the sky with the avacado
I don't even know what this chapter even is I'm just a crackhead writing this on the spot so yeah!