Y/n: Hey why aren't you writing a new chapter?!
Author-chan: I'm sick
Y/n: of life?
Author-chan: *cough* good one
Y/n: ayyyeeee
Author-chan: ayeeee
Mikan: D-d-d-d-don't worry I-i-i-
Mikan trips down the stairs and lands on nagito
Nagito: OH MY HOPE!
Mikan: EEEKKKK!!!
Togami: There is only one sloution to sick days
Togami takes out cash
Author-chan: *cough cough* oh god no
Y/n: Oh god yes!
Togami: MONEY MONEY MONEY
Togami throws money at author-chan while Y/n tries to catch some
Togami: I'M THE RICHEST FLEXER OF THE CENTURY
Togami then looks at the money at the floor and proceeds to pick up his money
he then notices some are missing
Y/n: I'M BUYING MYSELF A MANSION!
Togami: GIVE ME MY MONEY PLEABIN!!!
Togami jumps on y/n while they continue to run around with money
Togami: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ishimaru: NO HARASSING PEOPLE IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!
Ishimaru runs after Togami and Y/n
Mondo: I got dared to act british
British Mondo: Hmph such nerds
Author-chan starts laughing but then starts coughing
Aoi: SHE DIEING
Makoto: NO THATS WRONG
Aoi: WAHHH TRUTH BULLET!
Makoto: SHE WONT DIE WITH THE POWER OF HOPE
British Mondo: ohoho tell that to sayaka (british laugh) OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!
Makoto: IT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND!
Kyoko:....
Makoto: oh sh**
Kyoko: MAKOTO PROTAGONIST HOPE NAEGI!!!
Makoto runs away from Kyoko
Mukuro: I still exist
Junko: no one cares loser
Mondo: OHOHOHO such losers
Author-chan: pfft same no one cares I exist either
Author-chan's mom: Look I tried an abortion but it failed so now you guys have this story
Author-chan: AWW THANK YOU MOMMY
Auhtor-chan's mom: DEAR GET THE HOLY WATER!
Author-chans dad: WAIT I HAVE THAT TISSUE BOX THAT YOU CHASE ME WITH
Author-chan's dad throws the tissue box at author-chan
Y/n: hmph well my parents are (Insert anime backstory)
Celestia: Oh my I think I spilled my tea again
Mondo: WHEN CAN I STOP ACTING BRITISH?!
Hagakure: when someone in this world loves me
Mondo: so never?
Hagakure: *sniff* NO BODY LOVES MEHHHHHH
