Kaito: SHUIICHIII!
Shuichi: Kaito? whats wrong why are you crying?
Kaito: my parents aren't aliens from mars like what grandma told me...
Shuichi: aliens?!
Kaito: anyway I need to do a dna test so come and be moral support plleaasee sidekick
Shuichi: alright let me just tell Kaede that I'm skipping our date
Kokichi: dam right your canceling that date!
Shuichi: Kokichi?!
Kokichi: and I am sooo coming with you two in the hospital
Kokichi grabs Shuichi's arm and yeets him to the hospital
Kokichi: yeeting my husbando is sooo fun
Shuichi: *blushes* HUSBANDO?!
Kaito: Wish me luck Shuichi but it looks like you need more luck with that..creature
Kokichi: Ahem I am a FABOULUS creature!
Kaito: sure you are
Mikan: h-h-h-i....i-i h-have the r-results
mikan walks toward them but trips
MIkan: ahh~
kokichi covers shuichis eyes while kaito tries to help mikan up
Maki: I ca-
Maki gets a knife out
Maki: WHO THE HELL IS SHE
Kaito: MAKIROLL I CAN EXPLAIN
Shuichi: the nurse tripped so kaito was helping her up its not what it looks like
Maki: how did she fall in such a suggestive position?
Mikan: I a-a-always fall in p-positions l-l-l-like these
Dr.monokuma: JUST TELL HIM THE RESULTS ALREADY
Mikan: I-i-i-m sorry docotor
Kaito: is it space alines from another planet?
Kokichi: HAHAHAHAHA!
Dr.monokuma: nope its actually mondo and ishimaru
Kokichi laughs even harder while Shuichi tries to calm him down
Mondo: WHAT THE F^@% ISHI YOU NEVER TOLD ME WE HAD A SON!
Ishimaru: I NEVER KNEW WE HAD ONE..although there was that one time when I woke feeling a lot of pain and I saw a baby infront of me so I took it to an orphanage..I DIDN'T THINK I GAVE BIRTH THATS AGINST NATURE!!
Maki: Hello may I ask for you sons hand in marriage
Kaito: MAKIROLL?!
Ishimaru: WE JUST MET OUR SON AND NOW HES GETTING MARRIED
Mondo begins to cry
Mondo: My boy is getting married *sniff* WAAHHHHH
Ishimaru hugs Mondo and they cry together
Ishimaru: *sniff* teenage marriage *sniff* is not welcome *sniff* IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!
shane dawson begins to tap dance with todoroki
Shan and todo: We knew it~ we knew it~ mhmm go team conspiracy theorists
Todoroki: secret love childs are everywhere
author-chan: I would say wrong fandom but I love you both to much for that
Shuichi: what the hell is happening
