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There once was a mage named Himiko pottah, she dreamt of being the greatest mage in the world!
Himiko: neyhhh....I'm gonna be the greatest mage in the world!
Tenko: YES YOU WILL, AND I'LL COME WITH YOU TO HOGWARTS TO PROTECT YOU FROM DEGENERATE MALES!
Himiko: neyhhhh
Tenko: HIYYAHHHHH
And so she attended Hogwarts with tenko with her
Professor Kiridoor: hello I am professor jin kiridoor, I am the headmistress of Hogwarts. Oh yah and I'm koyokos dad, HIII HONEY PUMPKIN CAKE!
Kyoko: dad....don't call me that in-front of everyone...
Professor kiridoor: aww insu she the cutest, but if I hear any of you men hit in my pumpkin then your getting a detention!
Kyoko: DAD!!
Professor kiridoor: ahem, if you'll follow me we can get you sorted into your houses
Togami: hmph, this school is even smaller than my mansion
Naegi: but this place is a castle!
Togami: you call this a castle? even my treehouse I got on my 6th birthday was bigger than this
Yasahiro: STAWP FLEXXINNGGGGG!!
Togami: and who are you supposed to be? big hair? hand me down clothes? hmph...you must be a weedly
Yasahiro: I'm a weedly and proud
Himiko: neyhhh don't bully him!
Togami: and who are you?!
Himiko: neyh, my name is himiko pottAH
Everyone: *LE GASP* ITS HIMMIKO POTTAH!
Naegi: oh my god, you defeated the dark lord with hope didn't you?!
Himiko: no, it was maaagiiiccc
Tenko: GET AWAY FROM MY HIMIKO YOU DEGENERATE MALES
Togami: who are you calling degenerate?! I AM BYAKUYA TOGAMI MONEY DOLLAR GREEN MALFOY!
Yasahiro: pfft-
Togami: My name is better than 'Yasahiro High Tree Weedly!'
Yasahiro: back off the hair boi, back off the hair
Celeste: simple pesants, you slaves will never compare to me.
Yasahiro: I think togadollar just found his soulmate
Togami: I feel like you understand me in a spiritual level
Celeste: oh yes, you I understand you...but you don't understand me. Only money understands me
Togami: SAME, THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE IN THIS FILTHY WORLD FILLED WITH PESEANTS IS MONEYYYYY
Celeste: then...you do understand me?
Professor Kiridoor: STAWP FLIRTING AND GET YOUR ASSES IN THE GREAT HALL ALREADY
(the students enter the great hall)
Professer kiridoor: I would like to introduce you to your professors, so we have Professor Tsgumi Shiroquirell. She is your defense against the dark arts and crafts teacher
Professor Shiroquirell: I lIkE cOsPlAy, I'm NoT eViL aT aLl!
Professor kiridoor: ofc we believe you! your record is filled with restraining orders its just perfect!
